Leopards Eating Faces

Midnight SNACK

Well well well look what the big cats dragged in.

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Our first meteorologist SNACK in several weeks. Tasty.

Oh no! Anyways.

Might be our favorite snack so far.

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We are resting up for a VERY big day tomorrow. We thought we had a couple of years but credit where credit is due to President Trump for accomplishing it in 80 days. Great work sir!

SNACK

Your favorite flesh-eating felines are going corporate this morning.

Our expert feline opinion is that once we’re done with his face, she should file for divorce.

Mid-afternoon Midwest Friday SNACK

Our Michigan bureau has been monitoring these developments, following reports in the fall of the two candidates being the same on Gaza.

a rare instance of pre- @faceleopardwx.bsky.social clarity caught on camera. Quite a few mortgages in that man’s name and the federal apparatus built by boomers to secure them is being shredded in fast motion.

Dinner.

We Great Patriot Leopards have advice for you sir: You got conned. Bye!

Good morning. Brunch is served, senators.

We LOVE snacking on CEOs. Happy Friday!

Playing fashy chaser games, win smart leopard prizes.

Melanie the Mortgage Chick never saw this (or us) coming.

To be clear, we are not here to feast on Marilyn’s daughter, who did not vote for or want any of this. We are only interested in Marilyn; the DEI leopards are scratching at your door.

Former IRS worker who supported President Trump speaks out after being laid off Robert McCabe was one of the thousands of probationary IRS employees who were laid off on Thursday as part of the Trump administration’s efforts to reduce the size of the federal workforce through the...

This is long but it's the most cathartic flesh-eating experience we've had to date and we highly recommend it. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/f...

Today’s tasty flesh snack is brought to you by Elno Crust, renowned for following through and paying his employees. Bye!

We have arrived at The Capitol.

Pour one out. Another genius has fallen to the leopards.

We are a bunch of cats rolling over in laughter. Before we eat your flesh, Emily.

The world’s smallest leopard violin for this one

Headed to Hollywood to chow down on our first D-list celeb!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Nothing more delicious than a MAGA chaser’s flesh.

Happy Presidents Day to all presidents except Donald Trump, it’s time to snack.

Our tastiest meal yet!