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Supernova with human skin. Author of We the Destroyers & Borrowing Your Body (Riot in Your Throat) & All Sex and No Story (Rabbit Catastrophe). she/her. http://linktr.ee/laurapassin

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Existence of Mamdani in the media criticism discourse is so useful because it demonstrates what the media could be doing to Trump if they ACTUALLY thought that he was an aberrant threat to our Republic. Not that you need to do this for Trump but: You can just write negative stories based on nothing!

14.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1839 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4
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Going to spend the rest of the evening writing a 3000-word Substack essay on how I asked a flagship AI model to overlay the lines of imperial partition on a map of the 1950s Polish rail network and it invented East-Central Grussia.

14.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

This thread -- & the thread it links to, & @jamellebouie.net's original insight -- are super-important to understand. To the average Ivy-educated, DC-centric journalist, the MAGA base is almost entirely theoretical. They don't know any genuine MAGAts, they just construct a Noble Savage imaginary.

14.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 693 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

11.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1487 πŸ” 361 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 11

Had to take AI training today and the example use case was writing a thank you email to your team for successfully completing a project. Listen, if writing a thank you is too hard, try walking into the ocean.

10.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're bringing back every part of the Y2K zeitgeist, including the grumpy old man "I don't want a mocha-choco-latte, just GIMME A CUP OF COFFEE" energy

Absolutely incredible choice for an op ed in these United States in 2026

09.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

08.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 5188 πŸ” 1590 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 17

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

07.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 4033 πŸ” 768 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 42

It is difficult
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there

β€” William Carlos Williams, "Asphodel That Greeny Flower"

07.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou being / inside / means / you’re already hurt.”

β€” Isabelle Correa

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This poem appeared in Good Girl and Other Yearnings by Isabelle Correa, published by Write Bloody Publishing, 2025. Shared here with deep gratitude.

07.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jon-Hamm-in-30-Rock-ass coffee

07.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you were to write a prophecy of the future back in 2000 that "in 2026, President Donald John Trump has launched a war on Iran with Israel after previously attempting a coup to stay in power in 2020", people would think you've gone insane

05.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 974 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20
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Latest substack on Iran by @snellarthur.bsky.social is a must read

substack.com/home/post/p-...

04.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 14
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 13170 πŸ” 5331 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 186
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 13789 πŸ” 3336 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 70

I hate that the debate we are constantly having in the 21st century is "we have to let the most evil fuckers alive do whatever the hell they want VS no we don't"

28.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unreal and I say this as a die hard John Carter fan

27.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's your personal/favourite crank/conspiracy theory?

Mine is that the weasel that burrowed into and ate wires in the CERN Large Hadron Collider messed with the space-time continuum and ultimately is the cause of a bunch of the wacky, unbelievably awful but obvious shit we've been living with.

24.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 866 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 343

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

21.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 10069 πŸ” 2269 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 14

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 10961 πŸ” 2779 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 33

Change your gender, become a poet, catapult yourself into the sun. There are no rules. You can do anything you want.

15.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1294 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 24

Please read this poem

13.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal

This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...

13.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 5461 πŸ” 1284 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 63

I cannot stress enough how much these kinds of notes mean to teachers.

Or anyone, really. If someone has made a positive impact on your life, reach out and let them know. It'll make their week.

13.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1279 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 6
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 12669 πŸ” 4118 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 63

Finished the winter term by teaching @sweetmachine.bsky.social's "Six Years After Obergefell, My Coworker Asks Me If My Marriage Is Legal in the State of Colorado" (www.limpwristmagazine.com/lw07) and "Escaping / Air" (riotinyourthroat.com/product/we-t...) & my students had great readings!

04.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bauer, who is 49, struggled to maintain her composure as she described the day early this month when ICE showed up in force outside her school. Agents had been circling the school since December, seemingly learning its routines, and they arrested some parents just before the winter break. But this time, agents leapt out in riot gear and began entering the apartments just across from the school, where many students live.

β€œWe had to lock down and keep the kids inside, and parents linked arms to block the school entrance,” Bauer said. β€œWe had a student who was looking out the window and saw them break into his apartment and just sobbed, β€˜That’s my house. That’s my home.’ And we shut the blinds, but it was too late.”

Bauer, who is 49, struggled to maintain her composure as she described the day early this month when ICE showed up in force outside her school. Agents had been circling the school since December, seemingly learning its routines, and they arrested some parents just before the winter break. But this time, agents leapt out in riot gear and began entering the apartments just across from the school, where many students live. β€œWe had to lock down and keep the kids inside, and parents linked arms to block the school entrance,” Bauer said. β€œWe had a student who was looking out the window and saw them break into his apartment and just sobbed, β€˜That’s my house. That’s my home.’ And we shut the blinds, but it was too late.”

The terror that ICE and CBP have inflicted on the children of the Twin Cities is, by itself, a crime of scandalous proportions that will forever stain this country's moral fabric, and all those responsible should never know another day of peace. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

26.01.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 3674 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 24

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tired ants

26.01.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood in minneapolis right now

24.01.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 26098 πŸ” 5477 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 144

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

26.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 10690 πŸ” 2495 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 79