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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. πŸ”΄ = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 πŸ¦‹ 🌹

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Without cheating, who’s this?

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Markwayne Mullin, cowboy plumber’s helper, MMA jock strap carrier, MAGA shortee, Trump toadie.

Markwayne Mullin, cowboy plumber’s helper, MMA jock strap carrier, MAGA shortee, Trump toadie.

Come get yourself some of this …

09.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Proudly tRump.

Proudly tRump.

tRump.

10.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a couple of dudes in America who could privately fund all of this AND still be a billionaire. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

10.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So a country that was β€œonly weeks away from releasing & targeting its own nuclear arsenal upon the USA itself,” is so inept that it bombed one of its own children’s elementary schools in the middle of its capital.

Do I have that right?

10.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Trump coming at ya … like you’ve never seen in your life.

Waddle.

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey … 🩰

06.01.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What Trump admin staffers really thought of liddle Lady Lindsey freeloading off of Trump’s freeloading all the time .::.

29.06.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

10.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When did lush Ronny Jackson turn into Hugh Hefner?

Oh, wait …

10.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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instagram.com/_resistance.stika

10.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So a country that was β€œonly weeks away from releasing & targeting its own nuclear arsenal upon the USA itself,” is so inept that it bombed one of its own children’s elementary schools in the middle of its capital.

Do I have that right?

10.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Remember, Trump lies about everything. Especially if it involves himself.

10.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump - Epstein War is costing US taxpayers over $1 Billion dollars per day.

In a year’s time, we could have paid these stateside benefits for all citizens.

What else would you add?

08.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

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10.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Proudly tRump.

Proudly tRump.

tRump.

10.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if?

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump initially suggested the strike was a "failed Iranian interception." Investigations by NYT, BBC, and CBS News have geolocated the strike and identified debris consistent with a U.S. Tomahawk cruise missile.

Preliminary U.S. military assessments concede that the U.S. was "likely" responsible.

10.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone knows Trump was lying when he had to say it three times during his AF1 gaggle that β€œIt was Iran’s targeting system at fault. It was Iran. They don’t know what they’re doing.”

As if Trump would take the time to understand & comprehend any other country’s targeting systems or lack thereof.

08.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
During the dignified transfer of military members killed in The Trump - Epstein War, a disrespectful, baseball capped, distracted, Moron McCankles inspects his belly’s protuberance without his normal body girdle in place.

During the dignified transfer of military members killed in The Trump - Epstein War, a disrespectful, baseball capped, distracted, Moron McCankles inspects his belly’s protuberance without his normal body girdle in place.

During the dignified transfer of military members killed in The Trump - Epstein War, a disrespectful, baseball capped, distracted, Moron McCankles inspects his belly’s protuberance without his normal body girdle in place.

10.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀷🏼

10.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1120 πŸ” 301 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 10
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Epstein Latest: A newly surfaced document reveals an inmate told the FBI he overheard guards talking about covering up Epstein's death the morning he died.

Miami Herald Investigative Reporter, Julie K. Brown, describes what the inmate claims he heard.

09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2387 πŸ” 1108 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 62

Trump always lies when he has to β€œcover” his previous lies …

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Just a list of countries & what year, no ancillary data or explanation, has the USA sold any Tomahawk (BGM-109) missiles to any other country?

The USA has sold Tomahawk (BGM-109) missiles to the following countries (based on approved Foreign Military Sales and deliveries):

β€’ United Kingdom - 1995
β€’ Australia - 2023
β€’ Japan - 2023
β€’ Netherlands - 2025

These are the only confirmed export sales; no others have been publicly approved or executed.

Just a list of countries & what year, no ancillary data or explanation, has the USA sold any Tomahawk (BGM-109) missiles to any other country? The USA has sold Tomahawk (BGM-109) missiles to the following countries (based on approved Foreign Military Sales and deliveries): β€’ United Kingdom - 1995 β€’ Australia - 2023 β€’ Japan - 2023 β€’ Netherlands - 2025 These are the only confirmed export sales; no others have been publicly approved or executed.

Trump always lies to cover himself.

09.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0