have you tried turning the sun off and then back on again
@loltyrjustice11
fighting the horrid state of the world using the power of comedy amateur programmer w*ke yet whimsical stance (censored bc some autolist keeps saying fuck you) i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff
have you tried turning the sun off and then back on again
In order: Jake_Vig post 'Roses are red, Violets are icky,' quote-posted on 'I have no idea how I got so sticky' (this post). Right below it, is the same post.
well-timed feed
In order: Jake_Vig post 'Roses are red, Violets are icky,' quote-posted on 'I have no idea how I got so sticky' (this post). Right below it, is the same post.
well-timed feed
nice
though, hes not even british, would it work?
actually wait who am i kidding, this would be fire
tom kenny
he sounds like a randomly generated george w bush
imagine how brutal it wouldve been if it wasnt ramadan, mace wouldn't have seen the end of it
technically three times counting browt
Bluesky trending: US-Iran Relations Browt Pokemon Pokemon Letterboxd
must be a slow news day if pokemon is up there twice
nice
[obj]
plot armor
one only answers burger-related questions, the other only answers king-related questions
sounds like a bond plot
im trying to sleep man quit tolling that damn bell
for why the bell tolls at the worst times
i swear this was an arby's ad at one point
wasnt there a beatles song about this?
100 years in the future when ten million dollars is the price of a phone
then it'll just be annoying
what if the city buses turn out to be assholes
nice
porygon did nothing wrong
the joke is that 14% is surprisingly high
i guess im a microbiologist now?
levi's larry has officially seen his shadow, meaning there will be six more weeks of annoying seahawks fans
why did bad bunny kinda look like freddie mercury
who else rooting for the meteor tonight