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@tweetmonkeyj

Bearded gayman from Scotlandshire

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Post a tree you photographed:

26.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't even know they did them at that time πŸ˜―πŸ’€

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Linoporn ? Allez.

#linocut #linoprint #gravure

16.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

"But doctor, I AM Bowser Koopa" etc etc

26.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ruff business πŸ₯²

16.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

10.01.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says " feels like i 'm wearing nothing at all " as he skis down a snowy hill ALT: a cartoon character says " feels like i 'm wearing nothing at all " as he skis down a snowy hill
02.11.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bilge Ebiri asks Jim Jarmusch a question we've always wondered about when it comes to indie filmmakers: β€œHow do you pay the bills?”

29.09.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

You should sing my Felix song...

🎢 Fe-lix Aug-er Ali-assime,
The best Canadian there's ever been 🎢

01.09.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joseph rhymes with protest haha

15.08.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s sunset with a view of Mt. Fuji

07.06.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

28.06.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

28.05.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

20.05.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

15.02.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noses are red
Doctor I'm sad
The cure, it is simple
Go watch a clown lad

14.02.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Best Pagliacci variation yet? πŸ₯²

14.02.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooft... should be illegal! πŸ˜‰

05.02.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooo πŸ₯²

27.01.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted β€œBeen anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding β€œfuck off!”

23.11.2024 08:52 πŸ‘ 2334 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 19
A black and white photo of me at 17. I’m wearing a baggy grey jumper and for some reason a leather cap.

A black and white photo of me at 17. I’m wearing a baggy grey jumper and for some reason a leather cap.

A 🧡 on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my β€˜gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13

16.11.2024 10:50 πŸ‘ 1026 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 57
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An erotic short story in three acts

14.08.2024 11:50 πŸ‘ 5295 πŸ” 1131 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 35

"Guys, can you see my Kelly?" πŸ«£πŸ‘€

16.11.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Lonely lantern" - a small lantern lit up in a dead-end backalley in Tokyo at night.

"Lonely lantern" - a small lantern lit up in a dead-end backalley in Tokyo at night.

19.10.2024 03:46 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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These flopped over on Elon's hellsite so no reason they can't flop here too πŸ₯²

08.11.2023 00:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ffs how have the sex bot accounts managed to infiltrate here already?! Where did they get codes?!

04.11.2023 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friend to all creatures! πŸ₯²

05.10.2023 06:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is 7.30am and ITV has just hosted a discussion on whether Meghan might replace Dianne Feinstein. It is three hours since someone else was appointed. Good Morning Britain fans are tweeting angrily at Gavin Newsom.

02.10.2023 06:35 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitter Fires Election Integrity Team Ahead of 2024 Elections Elon Musk fired X global head of election integrity Aaron Rodericks ahead of dozens of 2024 elections.

Elon Musk confirmed in a tweet that some of the last X/Twitter employees tasked with combating election misinformation, including a senior manager targeted by a right-wing harassment campaign for trying to hire new team members, have been fired:

28.09.2023 02:48 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 32