❄️💫I eat marbles💫❄️

Leslie is dressed up and sitting in the middle of a job interview. Brianne is also standing in the room. INTERVIEWER: Thanks for coming in for this interview, Ms. Muto, but, uh… typically we only meet with one candidate at a time. BRIANNE: Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here to chill… Brianne spots a tape dispenser on the interviewer’s desk and approaches it. BRIANNE: Hey, is that tape? I’ve really been “getting into” tape recently. INTERVIEWER: What does that even mean? LESLIE: It means she’s been getting into tape. It’s pretty fucking straight-forward!

someone is mad he keeps getting ratioed 💀

this got cut out for some reason

sorry for not posting its just that I really hate posting

i hear you little buddy

Der Erlkönig

it's true thank u finny 🫶🫶🫶

::Plastic Love Intensifies::

built my charizard today, gave him a fuck

slinky

another member of my local bigfoot hunting club has been revealed as a secret bigfoot. we have got to start looking at the feet

It's Christmas. Two men leave out a plate of cocaine on a stool in front of the fireplace. One says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie" The lines sit in front of the fireplace untouched for a while until magically, The Think White Duke himself emerges from the chimney eager to snort the powder. In the morning the two men wake up to see an empty cocaine plate. One says "all the lines are gone!" The other says "he IS real!"

I'm glad we finally got DMs here

How a couple found themselves tangled in Texas’ strict abortion laws after miscarriage A Texas woman needed help passing her incomplete miscarriage and wanted a surgical abortion. Her husband said that two medical centers denied or delayed a...

Texas' abortion ban prevented doctors from providing an abortion to a woman with a failing pregnancy—forcing her to instead pass the pregnancy on her own. She spent days in agony, vomiting and bleeding, until she passed out from blood loss and nearly died. www.dallasnews.com/news/public-...

I would totally trade a cow for magic beans. It's a no-brainer.

Large ad/mural on the side of a construction site. It reads: hey chat get, finish this building... Your skills are irreplaceable. Impact

ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂

quote tweet of a tweet original tweet by a crypto accout: This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTs. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a fucking dildo the quote tweet reads: me: i'm putting together a team. one last job. they say you're the best the dildo guy: you son of a bitch, i'm in

a meme of a robed figure in all black, standing in front of a pastel castle with text sorry i have not responded to your text inquiry; i've been within the Mind Palace

going to start saying thoughts here, sometimes

This site doesn't give enough alt text space for me to fit in a description of this four panel cartoon of how racism keeps Americans from having a decent safety net, but there's a complete transcript and description at https://www.patreon.com/posts/why-we-cant-have-20429411 . I'll also post that link in comments.

#PoliCartoon: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

(Link to transcript and patreon in replies.)

Their opinion of you doesn’t change anything 💜

Happy pride month! 🐓❤️🐓

tria regna moment also happy pride month I hope everyone is using their gay powers wisely and not for evil (unless it is on cops in which case go ham)
(all tria regna ocs are co owned by my very handsome bf @cherry_rose._ on ig <3)

An anthropomorphic version of the comic Loss bursts through a hospital door and says "Help, I'm seeing everyone as "Loss." The desk receptionist asks What's "Loss?" The hallucinating man says "it would take too long to explain... please hel-urrrk" He keels over and the receptionist shouts "Oh God!" He's Dead!"

the sexual tension between my 2 dragon posters is craaaazy

graphic of a gauge balanced right on 50% Text: Bisexuality Is Not A Tightrope

Thought of a graphic. I hope folks enjoy it for Pride. I can put it on my Redbubble if folks would like.

Daaaaaaaang I posted this on other socials and I'm getting a bunch of homophobic comments on Instagram but zero here on Bluesky. Good job everyone. Remember to VOTE and SPEAK OUT all year, not just buy rainbow-washed merch for a month. 💋🐈‍⬛

While we're talking about how everyone should be able to marry the person they love, here's a reminder that disabled people still can't get married legally because they will have their benefits taken away. In many places, they can't even -live- with their partner unmarried without losing benefits.

A young woman being arrested by police.

Happy Pride Month. Remember: Stonewall wasn't a petition, wasn't a letter of concern, wasn't a dismayed tweet. Stonewall was a RIOT against police harassment and brutality led by street queens of color and angry dykes. We are NEVER going back to hiding who we are.