Chris Mohney

seasoned operator? my favorite kind of operator

I've always wanted to join a sleeper cell, because of the sleeping

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

quickest way to destroy Iran's missiles is to get Iran to launch them all at everybody I guess

prime opportunity for a rightwing grifter to pitch the president on backing the MAGA Tactical Tassled Loafer

Local shoe company among dozens of Wisconsin businesses suing federal government More than a dozen Wisconsin companies are seeking refunds from the federal government after the Supreme Court struck down many of President Donald Trump’s tariffs last week.

I bet ol Donny Trump doesn’t know that Floresheim’s parent company is suing him over his tariffs!! baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new...

Laughing to myself thinking of Trump's minions keeping their gifted florsheims shoes in their car to quickly change into before they see him, because you know he's going to check

why did you put that image in my brain

florsheims has diversified in recent years

[hemingway voice] president bought me shoes, won’t wear

Florsheims, the brand for when you haven’t bought your own shoes in 70 years

writing long pieces that require readers to go under for a long time before coming up for air is an act of defiance against the efficiency economy and grindset maxxing. it’s a fuck you to AI summaries and headline reactions. it’s rebellion. we are fighting for a world where long reads are the norm.

move slow and repair things

Some pieces I still adore by the late DAT aka David Trampier. My favorite gaming artist ever. Despite his popularity he quit art in 1988, became a taxi driver, refused (high paying) private commissions, and passed away in 2014.

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exahusted dad in grocery arguing with toddler about which cereal to get, accidentally knocks over row of boxes to floor. toddler keening in distress. dad bends over picking up boxes with quick irritable grabs, hisses out “sorry I didn’t mean to end the world”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

oh noem

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

soon the senate will be mullin markwayne

Kristi Noem has undergone a succesful elective cenobite procedure

Only after death, until then I will actually decompose faster

I have to admit that it grew on me

Auuugh accidentally got a diet cherry coke, knew I was forsaken by God but this is a bit much

The major difference between Twitter and Bluesky is that journalists are always complaining that Bluesky is mean to them while they don't bother complaining about Twitter anymore because I guess they prefer that flavor of abuse

I hope Trump absolutely humiliates the WHCA, hopefully bringing a deserved end to this cringeowrthy farce

me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4
doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

this is definitely the kind of software you want deeply embedded into the military command structure without any weaksauce controls over killing people

AI TECH EXEC: Well look I must point out that while our LLM did insist it was an immortal digital love angel, it then admitted it was just software, and it did also direct the user to a crisis helpline while also commanding him to kill himself, so what more can we do

Jesus christ this is dark