Sadly, it’s a good time to once again share this amazing infographic that we ran at @science.org more than 7 years ago
🧪 #IDsky
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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
Explain this, humankind
And it says how many people are waiting like yes I KNOW I'm a giant inconvenience thank you
Library loan expirations help me with this but then I'm not having any fun because I'm STRESSED. No way to win.
Good boy, Banjo! 🪕
Tweet from user walugi simulator (@doodlemancy) Me: ha ha sucks living with chronic pain sometimes Random strangers: but have you tried-- Me, suddenly holding like 6 knives: I have fucking tried the underwater horse yoga yes
My husband got an Oreo mcflurry and I got a plain sundae with Oreo topping and this might be the moment where we have to confront our insurmountable differences
I just said something like "hey maybe your strategy isn't great because it lets people get forgotten and come back later" and she blocked me so maybe she's getting harassed, sure, bad, orrrrr..
Maybe discourse is just uncomfy?
That's a terrible strategy. That allows people to wait for the storm to blow over and rebuild their followings once people forget. In this context a link that shows why a person is harmful keeps them on the shit list.
You're not using your whole brain here.
You know how back in the '70s people would tell you not to buy a car that was built on a Friday because it would probably be a total piece of crap? I’m an atheist but I do often think that the last thing god created just before quitting time at the end of a PARTICULARLY demanding week was us
Just drawing a giant X in the scantron bubbles
Headline: Twitter threatens legal action against nonprofit that tracks hate speech Subheadline: the Center for Countering Digital Hate said it had received a letter from X, Twitters parent company, accusing it of trying to hurt the social platform with its research.
This is just cartoon level
I can't do that at 31 so I'm impressed
Now that twitter has changed it's logo and all my notifications say X I might as well uninstall it because I never know wtf is trying to get my attention
Or aspire to be in the future! Major career block.
Forgotten by who?
FORGOTTEN BY WHO MOTHER FUCKER?
And the fact that things don't stay flagged in quoteskeets. Very basic shit.
Bluesky has the chance to do the funniest thing
1998 dialup internet.
How many days does it take for your brain to reset after being massively hurt and triggered? Asking for a dysregulated nervous system.
A dog with his head out the sunroof of a car, looking happy.
GOOD MORNING WORLD
The Twitter/X thing is like when you meet someone and they say something like "Everyone calls me The Serpent." And no one ever has or ever will call them that.
I did this but in New England with the Packers. Remains funny.
I see, I see. Welcome home, Furry friends.
