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@brianthompy

I’m a different Brian Thompson from the health insurance CEO who famously passed away in an act of vigilante justice. I write fiction (for the page) and comedy (for stage, screen, and audio). brianthompsonwriting.com

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This is not good, but it can't be much worse than any other paper by a sociology Ph.D.

13.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also feel compelled to remind people of this whenever they freak out about Nuclear War (colon, A Scenario), which is a well structured and compellingly written list of increasingly implausible logical leaps.

13.03.2026 11:40 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, this didn’t age well.

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The fountain pen “community” is deeply deranged.

10.03.2026 18:58 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He also had a soft spot for movies with really huge tits!

10.03.2026 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

F2

08.03.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re folding the grocery business back into Whole Foods and using the Amazon Fresh retail buildings for new big box style Amazon stores. Don’t worry, Bezos will be fine!

08.03.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once when I was on chemo and wore a baseball cap to cover my patchy scalp, they wouldn’t let me sit in the main dining room at Houston’s Steakhouse.

08.03.2026 00:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sometimes I wonder if my opinions of AI are well founded, but then someone will insist I look at “good” AI-generated art that’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, or some other AI evangelist cretin will say something like the below.

07.03.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a very uplifting episode, as there's nothing more satisfying than learning someone you dislike is prominently featured in the Epstein files.

05.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very sorry you’re going through this. It’s an impossible burden in many ways. I hope you’re able to take advantage of any opportunity, small or large, to take care of yourself. And yes, I’m talking about playing Chrono Cross.

04.03.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Jeff Foxworthy voice* If you have a significant rash-like injury on your neck…

02.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, a human centipede if you will.

02.03.2026 11:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sunday Service: The Blood Libel | Cinema Sangha Get more from Cinema Sangha on Patreon

The antisemitic blood libel: it's been around for a thousand years but the Epstein Files are offering kindling for another flare up, and these flare ups usually lead to terrible violence against Jews.

www.patreon.com/posts/sunday...

01.03.2026 17:27 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Artists, it’s time to get to work. As soon as my new bottle of fountain pen ink gets delivered, I’m writing a poem that, once he reads it, will make Donald Trump shit himself to death.

28.02.2026 16:38 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Busy making magazines! Issue 19 is finally here!
www.funicularmagazine.com/shop/issue-19

27.02.2026 23:20 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Short Story Roundabout–Cheever, O'Hara, Shaw & Schulz: RGBIB 549
Short Story Roundabout–Cheever, O'Hara, Shaw & Schulz: RGBIB 549 YouTube video by Scott Bradfield

Here's some books we took onto the roundabout over the last few months:

The Stories of John Cheever
The Horse Knows the Way, by John O'Hara
Short Stories: Five Decades, Irvin Shaw
The Complete Peanuts Volume 3 1955-1956

youtu.be/1BnIcmBz3oc

24.02.2026 02:25 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

My five month old son has now seen Caligula: The Ultimate Cut.

23.02.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We took our baby to the zoo for this very reason today. Trying to teach him that the cages aren’t so bad if it’s nice outside.

22.02.2026 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John Roberts just cleaned up on Polymarket.

20.02.2026 15:33 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jandek should join the Traveling Wilburys.

20.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish we had all dressed soup.

19.02.2026 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t prove it, but I think they’re putting fewer bags in the rolls of poop bags.

19.02.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll be happy when Trump finally takes his trip across the rainbow bridge. But Lieu is talking about summaries of ludicrous bullshit from deranged callers to the FBI tip line. This is disingenuous grandstanding on his part and does nothing but muddy the waters when it comes to credible crimes.

18.02.2026 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A running issue with actors in these sorts of iconic roles! I don’t know it for a fact, but I suspect the third season was able to course correct a bit because he was just too tired after S2 to cause much trouble. My understanding is he’s the reason Michael Chabon left after S1.

18.02.2026 03:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You may know this already, but when I worked in post on this show it was an open secret that the more bizarre creative decisions were mostly made by the star.

18.02.2026 03:31 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As someone who has been in arts education an embarrassingly long time, I know there’s always been a lot of tension and animosity between artists who MAKE things and wannabe artists who are desperate TO HAVE MADE a thing. But AI enthusiast culture has really lathered these losers up.

17.02.2026 16:35 👍 81 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

Step one of this recipe is instructions for making the “wolf tooth potato strips” but it says you can skip the step if you’re using crinkle cut fries…

17.02.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Point taken, but I guess I’m also a ghoul.

15.02.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friendship expert?

15.02.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0