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Jeff D’Ottavio

@thatdamnjdo

Owner/Operator of DeadBirdToys, making weird shit for rad people. Full time monster maker and cat feeder.

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Made some little Guardians/Beholders as giveaways this month. Here’s the fucking legend Gerald Okamura with his personal batch. My stupid job is pretty cool sometimes. #bigtroubleinlittlechina

13.10.2025 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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16.09.2025 06:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...

25.07.2025 00:15 👍 6768 🔁 1043 💬 193 📌 67
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14.07.2025 22:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a good one.

14.07.2025 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Proper, level-headed, logical take. I’ll never understand the pure hatred and anger that usually comes with reboots/remakes.

02.07.2025 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just remember tomorrow you’ll wake up and get to be you. They will wake up and still be ice agents.

20.06.2025 03:02 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m about to start faking ghost videos on my Ring camera and posting them to the Neighbors app just to see what it does to all the fucking assholes that get scared shitless whenever they spot a helicopter or see a Mexican.

20.06.2025 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always.

10.06.2025 02:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I bought my house, the first thing I did was rent one of those dumpsters and I filled it with shit I’d been moving from house to house, studio to studio, for 20 years. All shit thought I’d use someday and never did. And yeah, still have too much shit.

08.06.2025 19:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fucking get some.

04.06.2025 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, fuck yeah.

01.06.2025 02:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, that cover is rad.

23.05.2025 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Got a handful of new followers on here while completely inactive for months, which is more than I ever got while being semi-active on here, which also goes to show that I don’t know how any of this works. Anyway, here’s a cat holding a ball.

21.05.2025 19:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking saaaaaame.

15.02.2025 06:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shout out to brand new hoodies for being, maybe, the best thing in the world.

26.01.2025 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trailer - This Is The Tom Green Documentary - Premieres Jan 24 on Prime Video
Trailer - This Is The Tom Green Documentary - Premieres Jan 24 on Prime Video YouTube video by Tom Green

If you’re old enough to have experienced the Tom Green rocket while it was taking off, you’ll love this. If you’re too young, you’ll learn a great deal about a pretty wild time for comedy. Very good shit.

24.01.2025 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100 bucks dude thinks Greenland is actually green.

22.01.2025 04:55 👍 148 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 1

Can’t imagine I’ll ever see a more exciting player than him. Everything he did was fun as hell. Well deserved HoF spot.

22.01.2025 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: Every time my folks pay a visit, my mom digs through the overflow bin and picks out a Roxie for her collection. She developed her own story that it’s calling in an air strike on some Nazis.

21.01.2025 22:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How did we land on the least absorbent material imaginable for dish towels? Just pushing water around like an asshole.

18.01.2025 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One of the best dudes ever put on television. #LanceReddick #Bosch

18.01.2025 01:11 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t paint anymore, so this piece will likely remain as the piece I’m the most proud of forever. RIP king. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks #DaleCooper

17.01.2025 03:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bit into a potato today because I thought it was an apple.

15.01.2025 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A shit load of sculpting to work on today, which means that this motherfucker plays and it plays loud.

11.01.2025 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turko Galaxo Forever.

11.01.2025 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just finished Season 1 of Twisted Metal and I absolutely loved it. Fun as hell and weird as shit. Will Arnett and Samoa Joe combining to give us a kickass Sweet Tooth was perfectly fucking bonkers.

11.01.2025 04:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Make weird things. It’s fun.

10.01.2025 06:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Always and forever.

09.01.2025 01:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0