Patrick Fitzgerald

Just shielding Donald Trump as usual.
youtu.be/N3rmP5QJups

Yeah, but he’s *our* corrupt Senator.

You need a PIN number to use an ATM machine, so why not require ID identification with the SAVE America Act?

Wait, the people running the concentration camps are not getting paid? Shame…

…because I had a feeling

It’s not war it’s a kinetic action. 🙄

Don’t discount the Wilford Brimley factor.

I’m down with that.

"I would rather be pretty than smart."
A swing and a miss on both.

🎵 Lately I have desperately pondered
How to spend the money I’ve laundered
Oligarchs bought up all the media
And they’ve got my back

Start a war, deflect some attention
Epstein Files no longer get mentioned
Hold your disbelief in suspension
Iran is under attack

Bondi, Bondi! (song parody) YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald

🎵 Dear, I fear we’re facing a problem
Epstein Files have caused a conundrum
Now it’s time to find where they
Mention my name and just redact

Though the timing’s inopportune
And unlike me you are not immune
From Senate oversight where they tend to
Question and attack

Bondi, Bondi! Save me Pam Bondi

homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons Alt: homer simpson says to bart simpson “worst day of your life so far”

No president has been convicted *yet*…

“VERY COMPLETE, PRETTY MUCH” banner on an aircraft carrier tower with the prez holding his thumb up in approval.

He’s been in the shit (he’s a plumber).

Who could forget the old Bleatles classic (before they re-wrote it):
When I find myself in fields of rubble,
My sheep Gary comes to me
Bleating words of wisdom,
"Let it be-eee-eee" 🐑

Yeah, lol 😆... lol 🥹... 😭

Ah - good to know the real story. So many people have been led to believe that that they misspelled "Bleatles" due to Paul's upbringing as a Liverpool shepherd. 🐑

He should lighten up.

Really does feel like I'm a teen again watching this war unfold, right down to the idealistic Americans pretending there will be some sort of tribunal against their leaders for these obvious war crimes

Meanwhile I'm now forty and George Bush is treated as a kind of goofy uncle

The evil never ends

a group of people playing instruments on a stage with marshall amps in the background Alt: A scene from “Spinal Tap” in which a miniature model of Stonehenge is lowered on stage during a concert.

It is done.

You misunderstand- that is intentional. They were originally a boxing team who would go on stage and “beat” each other bloody. The boxing ring is also where “Ringo Starr” got his stage name. It wasn’t until later that they took up music, but they kept the name.

If you look closely you can see your 401k in there.

How dare her!! 🧐🤨

"When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."

a woman says it is not funny but i got it Alt: A scene from Star Trek, where Worf says “That is a joke. I get it. It is not funny but I get it.”

How many times have we been hit?
“I’m sorry Captain, I don’t know the hailing frequency.”

The obligatory “don’t be a panican” post is coming from Donald Trump soon, isn’t it?

Thanks, MAGA voters!

Same picture.

a cartoon character wearing headphones is playing a game on a computer Alt: a South Zosrk character wearing headphones is playing a game on a computer

They have over 600 hours in Call of Duty, and thirty wins in Fortnite.