waistband so tight after the buffet it left a mark like a c section when i took my shorts off lmao i kinda mothered today
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waistband so tight after the buffet it left a mark like a c section when i took my shorts off lmao i kinda mothered today
#MicropenisMonday 🍤
had to wait an extra 10 minutes at popeyes bc a customer was pissed at the worker for giving him all breast and no thighs
me when i’m winning at tic tac toe
ordered takeout for myself and they packed four sets of utensils in the bag
these coworker ass gifs…
twitter and bluesky have a shared custody over me
wanna nuzzle on it until i get pinkeye
isaac
wait, if i’m on bluesky…and you’re on bluesky…then who’s flying this plane???
The #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge STARTS NOW !!!! Can’t wait to see your renditions. ✨😎✨
read oomf’s bluesky username out loud and my furniture started floating
this bleet broke bluesky 😭
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
don’t worry babe thats my oomf in law twice removed on my moots side
10 likes on bluesky is like getting 10k likes on twitter
100 likes and you’re going on ellen
they don’t sell what i’m smoking
in my defense i had an opioid addiction
this follower count reminds me of when i used to be a jack antonoff x trisha paytas stan account
do you think this app’s called bluesky bc the twitter bird left its birdhouse and finally flew away
kim kardashian blocked this user
my followers on this app
Angelina Jolie had her real daughter act in Maleficent because all the other kids were too scared.
bluesky is like if an app was nonbinary
the bluesky app icon is so unserious
closed truth social bc troomf (truth oomf) posted a truth pic of joe biden blowing hunter biden 😭
bluesky feels like a padded cell
my dealer called me babe
twitter vs bluesky cigarette race
