Or poetry...
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Or poetry...
Chased the clown who inserted his bilge through my letterbox. 'Hey!' I shouted, 'You've dropped some rubbish'. And gave him it back...
No thanks.
I think a week is generous.
My particular bugbear is the announcement preceding the programme - 'Next up, Real Life Shocking Murder Most Foul - please note that this programme may contain scenes which may upset some people.' No ship, Sherlock!
##GirlsOwnCC 'I'm so glad you like my new dress' declared Persephone. 'It has lots and lots of flounces, and had you not admired it, you would have seen another one as I turned round and stormed off.'
In fairness, he appears to be a deer lover too.
Pippin is loving #crufts
Pippin says Hi, Hattie!
Leeds? Wakefield would like a word...
Ah, all the major food groups, excellent!
My lot came in 1066, so I'm hoping for Normandy.
Bingo
Twas ever the same.
Absolutely. Terrifying and rather puts my first world problems into perspective.
Not in my fecking British name.
I've heard he brings a blacksmith in....
My son specifically went to uni in Nottingham for his M.A to be close to Warhammer World. He also has a quite remarkable moustache and mutton chop combo. Coincidence?
Speak for yourself, madam. I complain loudly and vociferously, my suffering is widely known, and I'm planning a ticketed public spectacle for my demise.
Im lost... so family members can discuss who they plan to vote for and influence each other in the comfort of their own homes, but for some reason they wait instead until they are in the church hall and have a chat about it there?
Lovely to see such respect for our legal system. Washed up rodeo performer is a strong look!
I always knew you were a good'un.
I know who I believe.... and who I'd trust.
A cunning linguist.
Surely worth at least one "tsk"!
Business as usual, then.
Alternative facts?
I suspect...
At risk of sounding indelicate, I see him as more of a spreadlegs guy personally.
"Block me"