before i go to sleep,,, they all get kisses
goodnight sharky,
goodnight sharkie,
goodnight sharkey,
goodnight sharkee,
goodnight sharpie,
goodnight sharpy,
goodnight sharpee,
goodnight sharty
goodnight shartie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
oh no,, the sharks are going to get my tummy!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!
daily affirmations:
• i am a good puppy!! yes i am!!
• arwuff awrf arf!!!
• I dont need a job!! im just a doggy!!
• I will get D cups,, i will get D cups,,,
date night with my wife!!! :3
(pic from saturday i forgot to post) :33
robotgirl: hey babe,, come oil me up,,, im feeling rusty
gf: okay, let me grab the lube
robotgirl: ohhhh yeahhh,,, so slippery
*starts sliding around on the floor*
gf: BABE!! watch out!!
*robot girl crashes into the bookshelf with a loud BANG!*
robotgirl: owwwchieeee!!!!!!!
*unhinges my jaw and tries to bite you*
me: tehehe,, im just a puppy!!!
happy birthday!!!
of couse i wwill oomf!!!,, :3
need to pin a girl down underneath of me and fill her up so badly,,, just over and over going in and out,,, turning her brain to mush as she can only think about getting more inside her,, desperately grabbing my hips to pull me closer,,, kissing her and pulling on her leash,,,
taking off her bra with your teeth,,, but you rip the bra and now have an upset girlfriend and a 80$ bra that has a hole in it,,,
making her bounce on it in a way that makes her worship you for the rest of her life
bouncing on it with surgical precision, call that bottom surgery
bad oomf *sprays you with water*
puppygirl: your skin is as white as a sheet and you glow with the radiance of a flashlight
bone: ,,,
puppygirl: how i wish i could converse with you to show you my affection and devotion
bone: ,,,,,,
puppygirl: *starts chewing on the bone*
bonegirl: dont do that, it hurts,,,
call me a minimum wage worker the way my boss (girlfriend) doesnt give me more shifts (more kisses)
(she fell asleep on me)
uhgggrgghh,,, straight up yearning it right now,,, thinking of,,, g,,girls,,,
leaving teethmarks on her shaft >>>>
hey oomf,, you have 10 likes,, im waiting
what about going in my bed,,, :3
hiiii!!!,, think were mutuals on twitter!! :3
how i like my girls,, :3
warm,, blanket,, right,,, out of,,, the dryer,, *rubbing it against my face* ,,its like mommy,,, petting me,,,
im like a vampire,,, but instead of needing to drink blood,, im a puppy and i need to bite my girlfriend
its tummy tuesday!!! :3
petting my good girl and whispering in her ear about how im going to take care of her and how its all going to be okay,,
training her to think less about stuff and just listen to my voice,, make sure she is always happy,, going to make her forget about her life before,,!! :3
i would never,,,, well maybe a little peek couldnt hurt,,, :3
good morning everypuppy!!! :33
straight up grinding on it,, and it,, heh,,, frotnight,,,, :3
making sure i seperate all of my pets into different beds,,, wouldnt want any of the puppygirls getting any ideas about the kitty and bunny girls,,,!! putting a collar on all of them and taking them out for daily walks,,, making sure each and every one of them knows their place,,
