ekprince

Be the kind of person who gets shared Bigfoot sightings in your old hometown info.

Has anyone ever won a $100 visa card for filling out a survey?

Also, I chased my breakfast candy with a glazed donut so...

Look, I love Irish rebel songs probably more than most, but my dudes, women exist.

About to display The Glow

Ma’am! In this economy?!

Me: Did you have enough protein today?
Rory: I don’t need a hot cocoa.
#scene

Howard would know how bad my head was hurting today and bring me a Coke. Grief is weird and long-lasting.

@rhymedwithboth.bsky.social, it is time. #JCS

Are you ever out here just living your life and then start thinking about what a dick Lord Byron was?

Picture of 12 year old girl holding up a peace sign

When people defend Trump and all the people in power involved with Epstein, when they do nothing, this is who they’re talking to.

Hey, I made you a playlist. tidal.com/playlist/0a3...

PSA: If you live anywhere that had a warm-up yesterday, know that I saw Jesus in the parking lot while trying to get out of my car this morning.

I bet you think you raised hell.

If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right.

imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback

Who runs this account

Look…
There is no acceptable adaptation or interpretation of Wuthering Heights in which Heathcliff is a white man. Also, it is not a fucking love story.

It's not that I necessarily think that listening to Marlene Dietrich and weeping is going to help support me during the fascist takeover of America, but it's not not helping. Or something like that.

Rory just said, “very not durable,” so let them say at my grave: “here lies Emily, she was very not durable.”

You guyz! A PhD just asked me where I taught English based on my Sir Gawain and the Green Knight comments at the library book club! You may now refer to me as Professor Prince or your highness.

My nervous system really needs to get its shit together.

You don't love Joseph Campbell; you just love men as the hero.

I don't know how I ended up on Carpathia Tok, but it's clear the algorithm knows me better than I know myself.

If you think about it, nitpicking is actually a pretty good idea.

I'm mildly surprised that people conflate not liking something with it being not good, from an artistic perspective. Even an aesthetic lens demands objectivity. Media literacy and critical thinking no longer exist.

I do feel like I owe an apology to all of the meat heads in high school who listened to Iron Maiden. I didn't know. It's perfect for our current, or really any, hellscape. Anyway, #nowplaying

At least when I get drunk, I only buy useless garbage, not bomb sovereign nations and kidnap their leaders.

Going into 2026 like…

Whatever happened to all of the Tiffanys? There were so many and now there are none. Did they change their names, move to Tiffany Island, die? Where’d they go?