J S Docherty

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Monty python? They're not even funny to start with

Shades of this

Pleased at my productivity this week, with a total of 30 jokes going to #BTN
Now the wait

I'd rather a badger than ask people what historical figures should go on the notes, we'd end up going back to white fivers with Enoch Powell on them

I love the way they make out having famous people on our banknotes is something going back to the Doomsday Book, rather than 1970.

Xkcd 2501: average familiarity Where two geochemists widely overestimate people's knowledge of chemical formulae

Trying to write jokes about an area you have particular knowledge of is very much this @xkcd.com

a hand with a tattoo on it holds a lighter Alt: a hand with a tattoo on it twiddling a pen

Productive #writing session, with nineteen going to #BTN and at least two for each round #WritingCommunity

If your naivety leads to your eventual downfall, that's just Carmen.

Twilight for me.

Come back in Vulprime condition

It's a bit coarse, I prefer an Edward Furlong.

Ed Miliband will be getting ideas

Farage Says Reform Will Make Wales Win Grand Slam During a visit to Wales, part-time gin-salesman, GB News Host, and MP Nigel Farage told supporters if Reform UK took control of the Senedd in next year's elections he would see Wales "prosper and grow...

With Reform unveiling their Welsh Election Manifesto, this bit of #satire has become relevant again. #senedd
www.newsbiscuit.com/post/farage-...

Trump's just posted something about turning up to wars late.
Where can I get an irony meter repaired?

Just note they talk slowly and call it a three minute sketch.

a man in a green shirt is smiling and touching his hair Alt: Jack Nicholson in a green shirt is smiling and touching his hair

#MoveASongOrMovie

One Flew Uber the Cuckoo's Nest

a man in a purple tank top with the rolling stones logo in the corner ALT: a man in a purple tank top with the rolling stones logo in the corner

#MoveASongOrMovie
Paint it Black Cab

a train track is going through a field with a lot of grass on the side . ALT: a train track is going through a field with a lot of grass on the side .

#MoveASongOrMovie

ICE Station Zebra

Marine One is on the South Lawn
#TrumpBathroomCodes

#TrumpBathroomCodes
Old Glory is touching the ground

Trump discussing something with an aide behind a piece of paper

'A second plane has hit.'
'Ok Mr president, we'll get you changed after this meeting.'

John Peel

Pitchshifter Peel Sessions vinyl, t-shirt, CD and sticker. Ooh, shiny.

Yay, the @pitchshifter.bsky.social Santa has been!

Just submitted mine. Yours will likely be funnier, so get it in. You've got just under four hours.

And to you. Always a good batch of jokes to compete with when you're lead writer.

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Women's brains change during pregnancy. The study lead said the changes are like caring for a tree, pruning branches to make others more efficient. It's also like it because you don't expect so much poo to be involved.

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Women's brains change in pregnancy. The grey matter, the part of the brain involved in processing information and emotions, decreases by an average of nearly 5% during pregnancy. Of course, the grey has to go somewhere, explaining mothers with toddlers end up dying their hair

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The Pentagon has said the US Military will shoot anything that shoots at them. After accidently bringing down three jets in a friendly fire incident, the military in Kuwait are feeling nervous.