one of the big conventional wisdoms among reactionary centrists is Silicon Valley became Nazis because liberals and the tech press were too unfairly critical of them, and like everything else reactionary centrists say it can only make you imagine they're constantly under assault by a cartoon mallet
Nazi country
Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.
autoerotic defenestration
it’s weird how there isn’t a single cool right-handed person
today's liberals would have decried this as illegal terrorist actions against the elected nazi government
almost every single person i know; beautiful, full of joy, creativity, ideas, culture, critique, stories, art and lifewith the world, is begging for rent, for healthcare, for food, for a job that's not forthcoming, for a stable tomorrow. and the baby fascists ruining the world live like this
“the genocide people.”
a telling grotesque phrase embedded in a bullshit argument.
I made protesting illegal and more physically dangerous than it has ever been and now my enemies are in power and there’s fewer protests? Mods?
Might finally do it. Make everyone who has to deal with me happy for once.
lol, Trump attacked Iran and all the little Hitlers lined up to goosestep in lockstep
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
Keith Hernandez asking Steve Gelbs if he’s okay after learning the Jets are trading for Geno Smith…“I can take over for you for a half inning if you want”
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%
People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.
Watched the lawbert episode and laughed so hard I almost threw up
"Omnicause" was a lifesaver for people who haven't figured out yet that they're actually just quite right wing
"surely the third democratic presidency to come to power after a norm-breaking and warcrime-cheering Republican administration will pursue justice against their predecessors," I repeat like a mantra til I collapse
Jesus is never coming back and may not have ever been here in the first place. Will evangelicals start another war when this one doesn't work? It needs to be illegal to hold office if you believe in human sacrifice
Computer: Tea; iced; from Panera; that kills you. Authorization code Picard-Gamma-Seven.
Iran regime change advocates got what they spent decades pushing for—the US to launch a big war to collapse Iran’s government—and they’re still not happy.
Because what they pushed for years was a fantasy of a smooth, easy regime change war that gets everyone to tell them they were right all along.
Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead
Every single person going hard for AI is either a boss, a bootlicker, a Nazi, or was kicked in the head by a horse.
hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment
I’m never gonna call a chatbot “Claude,” and I think you should immediately be put into a conservatorship if you say one is conscious.
