I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?
I haven't been sat on in a while. Someone wanna make my face their personal seat for a bit?
I ain't even got a caption for these pics I thought I just looked good in them tbh
since it seems all my vids are over 50MB I guess this is all I have to show for vids for now until I compress everything else lol
Guess I'll start filling this account with everything that I had to remove from the hellsite. Expect a bunch of pics and vids in the coming few days
