Nariko Ott

About to cook up some Spizzleghetti

Damn you know Snoop sold out when a former east side crip is reppin’ red

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going
GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly.
NORMAL GUY: ok

If we go full WW3 I hope I get enough heads up to blow through my hundred of dollars first

I wanna be the first comedian to crowd work El Toro

Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table.

I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.”

But he probably gets that a lot

Comedian Thrown Out of Dick-Sucking Factory After Knocking Dicks Out of Workers' Mouths

I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan.

Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back

1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see.
2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.

This is metal AF

no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government

trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism

This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.

"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:

I’m so proud of her

I’m so proud of her

So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache

UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

Oh “I will”

The research shows that 25% of a group reaching a tipping point and then making a concerted push can shift the social dynamics of the rest of the group.

Remember what i was saying about learning to take advantage of ontological shocks? This is what an opportunity space for that looks like.

This is the day trump truly became president

Back in 2001 it had to be amazing for a British person to open the newspaper and see the sentence “Randy Johnson Destroys Bird”

America is so obsessed with cops that even our Pope is a Leo

Alligators are the only thing getting smarter in Florida