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crashing out whenever something is to my chagrin

11.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my recommendation is to simply never look into anything health related, that way you never have anything to be concerned about. Many great minds agree with me:

β€œIgnorance is bliss.” - Cypher (The Matrix, 1999)

β€œIf you never try, then you never know.” - Coldplay (X&Y, 2005)

11.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

grinding (pun intended) the sex minigame in the og GoW for 5 red orbs at a time, in order to acquire the thousands I needed to upgrade my abilities, was actually the only reason I managed to beat that game (since I sucked at the actual gameplay). Thank you Women!!!! πŸ™

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[listlessly shifting between spirals of intrusive suicidal ideation] it’s so goated when the shawty’s smile is tea >>>>

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow…sorry you don’t respect powerful women who want to kill their oppressors (mostly men)

10.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

every time I think about wario or waluigi, I think about what if there was an evil version of toad and his name was Woad

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if your MyPlayer retires in NBA 2k18's career mode then you just get stuck in the "neighborhood." you can't play anymore basketball games, can't practice at the training facility, can't even buy shoes. just endlessly wandering in an empty, pointless world. anyway that is what it's like to turn 40

10.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yooo congrats!!

10.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yeah I was just getting frustrated at not having anything to watch when I eat dinner tonight, thank u

10.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think once is enough

10.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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awesome world

09.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think what a lot of people don't understand is that music is not about art, it's not's about creative expression or seeking new ideas, or challenging any kind of sociopolitical status quo. it's not about making people dance or emotional catharsis. music is about one thing: cold hard cash

09.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

god yes that's another one!! should've made this list tbh but unfortunately I couldn't remember every single word in the English language in the 5 minutes I took to post this

09.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank u quiz! πŸ™β€οΈ

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eww yeah ok early candidate for 2027's list

09.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no still just small-to-medium sized residences for me unfortunately...but I do pronounce foyer like "foy-yay" to keep up the illusion

09.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it took me years to train my instagram algo to just show me basketball content but I recently stopped to watch like 15 secs of a clip from the 90s where Elizabeth Hurley presented at an awards show without wearing a bra, and now my algo is constantly like "oh HELL yeah this guy's a huge pervert!!"

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hmm not that I can think of... maybe just in a comedic sense. like if someone has a foyer in their house, it's funny to me to call it a vestibule lol

09.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy international women's day πŸ™Œ

08.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t even remember what it’s like to get 100 likes anymore πŸ₯²

08.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tech Honors @techhonors β€’ Jul 21
Soulseek may be super clunky and disorganized, and it may be slow and unresponsive, but at least it looks like total dogshit

Equip.% @worldofequip β€’ 23h i like it

Tech Honors @techhonors β€’ 23h
I'm gonna put you in a sewer

Tech Honors @techhonors β€’ Jul 21 Soulseek may be super clunky and disorganized, and it may be slow and unresponsive, but at least it looks like total dogshit Equip.% @worldofequip β€’ 23h i like it Tech Honors @techhonors β€’ 23h I'm gonna put you in a sewer

08.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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and then also any word that's like this horseshit

08.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

List of my least favorite words, updated for 2026 (in alphabetical order):

blanche
chard
creamy
deglove
engorged
gubernatorial
kismet
mung
nostril
renal
shunt
slough
sopping
whom
yard

08.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

nah the FF remasters are all pretty faithful. I'm sure Symphony of the Night rocks but I've never played any castlevania games even tho I think they are objectively cool as hell. More than anything tho, Metal Gear Solid is the best game on the PS1 imo, you should play that if you haven't!

07.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Final fantasy VII
Final fantasy viii
Final Fantasy ix

Metal gear solid
Monster rancher 1
Monster rancher 2

Ace combat 2

That’s all of em I think

07.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was gonna photoshop the image you reposted to look like this but I doubted your familiarity with this album enough that I’m just posting the cover art as the entire joke lol

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ—£οΈ

06.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

women's basketball rocks because one of my favorite players got arrested for punching a guy in the face at a nightclub, and unlike with men's sports, it just made me think she was cooler

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0