your dude

did they discuss the hit to republican turnout when trump isn't on the ballot? be weird if they discussed a 1-point discrepancy in detail without mentioning that

when my kids were little we had one babysitter who just wanted to turn on a movie while she played on her phone. we felt like that wasn't ideal

not gonna catch the guys who stole the president's rubies by doing jiu jitsu at them

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

look she was raised in the church

"how will the supreme court rule on jd vance's controversial plan to bonk trump over the head with a huge wooden mallet and make himself our undying ruler forever & ever? here to weigh in are ezra klein, van jones, and regular cnn contributor scott jennings"

the Red Fender Squier Division is the most critical part of the Department of Hobbies imo

"I was in love with the frisson of transgression" awfully fancy way of saying that you were a shitty little online edgelord

fbi agents spend most of their time in hand-to-hand combat to the death, anyone who denies this hates america

ANSWER THE QUESTION MICHAEL

pretty sure mary was presbyterian

bunch of hikers wearing these

Most westerners don’t know this, but in Iranian culture killing someone’s family is considered a grave insult.

is this about my jose canseco baseball cards

admittedly, most people would struggle to achieve the least of her feats

truly one of the greatest ever to put on the uniform

I mean that when her name comes up, it seems like everyone goes to the conspiracy theories first: antivax stuff, the belfast/5g tweet, etc. heck, I feel like I see the apple/time machine misunderstanding more than this

this is somehow underrated as her lowest point, but imo it's an absolute all-timer. my god, the main thesis of her book was dismantled publicly, and her reaction was "oh. still,"

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

gatorade coolers in the dugout are filled with a stunning barolo

Vinnie Pasquantino of Team Italy: WHERES THE FUCKIN WINE

writing "clogging up the basepaths" on a sheet of paper, pinning it to my chest, and hurling myself off of a cliff

Me trying to make conversation with the other parents at the kids birthday party after 3 beers

there's a guy named "fulton rutland" competing in bull riding rn

who are your top sleepers this year ken. my draft is on saturday and I need some hot tips

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

actually on the off chance that the kid isn't familiar with bofa there's a real teaching opportunity here that goes well beyond math

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

name ain’t math derosa

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