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"...What in the..."

*Well, this is certainly a surprise...*

"...Thank you?"

"For a later date? Why is- Ah, no! Now I get it! I think!"

*...He doesn't.*

"Thanks hermana! I'll be sure to enjoy every bite!"

"Ah, what am I saying! I can't just keep all this for myself!"

"Huh, I can only guess who that's for!"

"Y'know, for a birthday, this is kinda boring... like... no gifts at all? not even a card?"

*...Amigo you've been gone for what might just be months, what did you expect?*

"...I didn't."

"A-A... gift?"

*...Busted.*

"I... well uh..."

"Uhh..."

"...Fine, it's an excuse... you win..."

"The mall? nuh uh! no way am I heading out today! I've got things to do! Like uh..."

*C'mon Amigo! think of a good excuse!*

"...Sleeping in?"

*...You were so close to getting away with it.*

"...I'm sorry, what was that?"

"...There is now!"

*THAT'S LITTERALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS, AMIGO!!!*

"...I-I do NOT go there 24/7!"

"...I go there 25/7!"

*THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?*

"...That... makes sense... I think I understand..."

*Sigh*

"So long as it's not a banana costume, right?"

"...Wait you are?"

"...Well if you say so... I guess..."

"It's EMBARRASSING! okay!? do I have to say anything else!?!?"

"He'll be fiiiiine! probably!"

"I just know he can do better than me, that's for sure!"

"I uh... dunno about that... I've got my career and all to deal with..."

"Heeeeey! maybe Yamigo can handle it!"

"You KNOW why!"

*Sigh*

"What is it, sis?"

"...J-Just never bring this up again! not to anyone!"

"You brought up the dress!"

"...Are you REALLY trying to upset me!?"

"...YOU CAN'T TELL!?!?"

"Big ears, big eyes! Sure the head shape is wrong but it's still the same size!"

"HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL!?!?!?"

"T-THE DRESS LOOKED GOOD ON ME!?!?"

"...I think I'm gonna pass out..."

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?"

"...THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!?!?"

"If anything Pansear looks more like ME!"

"I.... no! that's not what I meant at all!"

"I just get REALLY embarrassed when people bring that outfit up!"

"Oh dios mío, not you too...."

"I- HUH!? WHA!?!?"