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I mostly sell beer. I sometimes play music. I always am very tired.

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Ratigan. Because the song says, "SEEING RED AGAIN" over and over. This has been stuck in my head all day.

Ratigan. Because the song says, "SEEING RED AGAIN" over and over. This has been stuck in my head all day.

If I knew how to use a computer I would make one of those instagram videos where the caption read something like: Talking to my villain obsessed friend, "what was your favorite part of Great Mouse Detective?" And then the last line of the chorus from Chevelle's The Red would play over this picture.

14.03.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine are 13 and 3 and they both LOVE "the waffle store". We go on holidays. It rules.

14.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're doing something right. Bravo.

14.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Rugrats

13.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back inside? Way back inside? YeahEeEeEeEe?

13.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not enough people talking about how Starseed was actually the best song on the Armageddon soundtrack

13.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

13.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too soon

13.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The daycare parents tell my wife they like her birthday parties the best because we put the beer front and center.

13.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2009. Friend girl over didn't like beer and opted instead to play Edward Boone's Farm Hands. That girl was a champion.

13.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I call on mostly small format independents. Them's my people.

13.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The silver lining is they're there visiting family, not stranded-stranded. But that doesn't do much for their other half back here running the store open to close every day with no help.

13.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bongolia
Bongolia YouTube video by Incredible Bongo Band - Topic

Hearing the drum sample from Climbatize when this came on a random playlist was an all time great musical moment in my life

13.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have several work acquaintances / family members thereof stuck in south asia because they flew Emirates. I asked if they'd tried booking eastbound as an alternative and my guy told me Monday that one way tickets home from India via Japan or wherever are currently between 16 and $23,000.

13.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I love that this is happening as the whole world is planting summer so we can add wildly inflated fertilizer prices to the wildly inflated diesel costs and make everything at the grocery store cost $1,000.

13.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you do don't park it in a Beirut warehouse and then forget it's there

13.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Breathtaking

13.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
State Of The Union
State Of The Union YouTube video by Rise Against - Topic

My George Bush record will always be Rise Against's Siren Song Of The Counter-Culture because it starts with THIS and I can't believe I don't have 10 more like it for Trump.

12.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember hearing the solo on Dancing Through Sunday the first time like it was yesterday. Bought the disc in the Cordele, GA mall on a spring break trip with a band I was later kicked out of that became Mayday Parade lol

12.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucky's Market (RIP) used to do this in Tallahassee and it was the best gig I've ever played because the audience turns over every 3 minutes and people tipped. Bring back live bands in grocery stores.

11.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 55 jersey . ALT: a baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 55 jersey .

Counterpoint, he was wearing a Diamondbacks uniform when this happened.

11.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a woman with the words debbie whaa whaaa downer ALT: a cartoon of a woman with the words debbie whaa whaaa downer

Yeah not with that attitude they won't

11.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had the same girl giving me the same haircut for the same money for 20 years. We used to both be dipshit 20 year olds and now we're dipshit 40 year olds and she does both my kids it's wild.

10.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know exactly how too-short I cut it. 3-4 weeks is the sweet spot haha

10.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

10.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a wedding in a month and I've already overshot my haircut by 3 weeks. Gotta hold out one more week to make it a true 2fer.

10.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FDLE is currently running over-water interdiction missions in the governor's King Air solely because they have to put more hours on the plane to keep the budget for it.

10.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I let mine die after cfb for that exact reason. Save ~$100/mo until September.

10.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a beautiful drive in both directions and I don't blame either school for setting themselves up to have to do it as often as possible

10.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0