Chef Jen

My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.

Knowing these losers could rent shitty apartments in Hollywood for $400 a month, and go out to a thriving nightlife. Marty & Elayne playing at The Dresden. Husband and I had our first date at the Derby.

The husband and I watched Swingers after he listened to a podcast that mentioned it as capturing Los Angeles perfectly in the mid-90's, which was about the time we met and started dating. There was a pang of nostalgia seeing the L.A. of 30 years ago that's long gone.

I'm so sorry Lise ❤️

L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.

happy pride, girlies

As someone who makes ice cream for a living, I get it.

Vanilla or Caramel or Butter Pecan.

All these Tiktok astrologers going on about Leo risings having their Hot Girl Summer with Mars in Leo, yet for this Leo rising, Mars in my 1st always means some massive zit on my face.

I love them so much I'm willing to drive to Beverly Hills (I hate driving through BH) at 4 pm to pick up a Too Good To Go bag and to have Google Maps send me home to the Valley taking Benedict Canyon/Beverly Glen for 90 minutes.

And I realize how L.A.-coded this tweet is.

I don't know what kind of witchcraft Modern Bread and Bagel (100% gluten-free bakery) practices in their kitchen, but their bagels are the closest to wheat-based bagels I've ever had. I never thought I'd ever have a croissant again. I cried the first time I ate their chocolate babka.

Griffith Observatory?

BREAKING: Protesters are posted up outside the Milwaukee federal courthouse to back Judge Hannah Dugan, who’s facing arraignment.

They’re not quiet. They’re not passive. They’re saying loud and clear: the system is on trial today, not her.

Wait.
I clearly need new glasses.
😂😂😂

I almost thought that was some exceptional embroidery because that ✨️texture✨️. What a handsome bird!

#WorldPressFreedomDay 🔥

@froomkin.bsky.social

I've had Uranus on my MC for what feels like *forever* and it's been wild. Ready for the final chapters of this transit before it moves on to Gemini. (Looking forward when it squares Venus in Leo right on my ASC in July, I think it might be kinda awesome. )

Awfully close to my MC/IC and squaring my natal Mars. GOOD TIMES.

A drawing of a crow in a dress stirring a pot. Caption: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Happy Saturday!

As someone who makes ice cream for a living, I am NOT looking forward to this price hike. 😫

More than likely! He's not missing it, since he ended up in prison! 😂🤷‍♀️

I teach cooking classes, and use cast iron whenever possible, because so many people have their worries about using it. I joke that the best thing I got out of my first marriage was his grandma's cast iron skillet, 90 years old and I still use it regularly.

EARTHQUAKE! (Gotta do my Californian duty to post about it)

You have chickens now?

Trump take egg.
Trump take job.
Trump take planes.
Trump take parks.
Trump take vacation.
Trump take peace.
Trump take health.
Trump take neighbors.
Trump take Social Security.
Trump take and take and take.

Been thinking about you, glad you're able to exhale.

“This is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.”
- Henry Rollins

As a longtime IBS sufferer, the "OH HONEY NO!" Just flew out of my mouth