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Mathias R. Jessen

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Frequent victim of nerdsniping. Show me your code ๐Ÿ˜

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This. My university keeps wanting me to make a โ€œsyllabot,โ€ an LLM-based chatbot my students can query about the syllabus. And all I can think about is all the resources being consumed so no one has to use Ctrl+F.

10.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

These are the kind of bullet points you get when you ask ChatGPT what the goals of your mission are 10 days into it

09.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000โ€‘yearโ€‘old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2251 ๐Ÿ” 650 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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@dotdot.horse will be on stage for #PSConfEU 2026 in #Wiesbaden (1-4 June)!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Securing PowerShell from the Ground Up
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Watch Your Step! Building Long-Running Scripts That Don't Trip Over Themselves

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets: psconf.eu

#automation #IT #PowerShell #Conference #Europe

09.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Save it for St. Patricia's day ๐Ÿคฃ

08.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

* AI bubble pops
* All electronics prices go up 50-100%
* Private credit does a 2008
* War sends oil through the roof

what other exciting economic disasters are cooking right this moment to ready us for Great Depression 2?

07.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I've studied the history of humans interacting with the firmament above for a lifetime, what do you mean we "went to the moon" in 1969, I've never heard of anything so bizarre?!

05.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIf [wealthy, powerful people] can get us to accept that the futureโ€™s already settled, AI is already here, the end is already here, then we will create that for them. My most daring idea is to refuse.โ€ โ€” @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

04.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3158 ๐Ÿ” 899 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

At this rate you'll have enough for an omelette by the end of the year ๐Ÿคฃ

03.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Q: Er verden syg?

A: Et atombevรฆbnet land, som har begรฅet folkemord de sidste 2.5 รฅr, og hvis statsleder er internationalt efterlyst, sรธnderbomber et andet land fordi det ikke mรฅ fรฅ atomvรฅben โ€” og Vesten jubler.

03.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zoon is ziek. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Iemand interesse om een kaartje over te nemen voor Spinvis en Saartje van Camp? Vanmiddag om 4 uur in Amsterdam.

01.03.2026 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weirdly warm at the moment, clear and sunny - you'll be alright with a warm jacket! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

01.03.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kun? 22% er absurd hรธj tilslutning til en kronisk vendekรฅbe

28.02.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never "AI will be installed in grills, signal when meat is done" or "AI added to fountain drink dispenser, detects when cleaning required."

When they dream of person-approximating helper technologies, somehow it always circles back to policing or punishing employees.

26.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 728 ๐Ÿ” 262 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Surprisingly coherent

25.02.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The implication that we'll all transition from being working animals to being animals kept for leisure is almost too on the nose.

Yeet me into the sun

25.02.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Det er tilgengรฆld kunst ๐Ÿ˜

25.02.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
OpenClawโ€™s integrations section showing a whole bunch of email clients, chat apps, note apps

OpenClawโ€™s integrations section showing a whole bunch of email clients, chat apps, note apps

Sorry, but if I find out that you hooked an AI agent up to a signal chat youโ€™re in, Iโ€™m never trusting you with anything ever again

25.02.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 191 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Won't speak for The Left, but my "taking AI seriously" take is that it is misallocated investment, a financial bubble, and a privacy and security nightmare which will only get worse. Seems a bit more serious than "AI will be god soon and all fun and friendship will be replaced with AI tamagotchis"

24.02.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 556 ๐Ÿ” 144 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

23.02.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3408 ๐Ÿ” 615 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Name and shame!

22.02.2026 11:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you'll miss the Todds of the world when they're replaced by the Noahs who say "lets ask chatgpt"

21.02.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 756 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't had any Arby's for 18 months. 35 still to go ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

21.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

manager: sorry melissa i know you love this job and do it well but we're laying you off to replace you with Al

me: sad but hey that seems to be happening to everyone rn so at least im not alone

guy named Alfonso: so when do i start

21.02.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glรฆdelig Villiedag! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰

21.02.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

obama starting a fight with brett kavanaugh at the liquor themed halloween party: uhhh.... let me be beer

20.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the most delightful sportscast I've ever seen!

20.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Epstein files proved them right!"

No they fucking didn't. You can't describe a conspiracy whose major actors are a secret elite composed mostly of marginalized people that doesn't actually exist, then suddenly declare you were right because a completely different conspiracy was uncovered.

20.02.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2022 ๐Ÿ” 305 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

What an Olympics

Alyssa Liu wins gold with the superpower of not caring what other people think

Lots of out queer American athletes winning medals and deciding to marry each other

A dog joins a cross country skiing race

I sort of learn how curling works

Just A+++ all around

20.02.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kram, spis, og tag tidligt hjem?

18.02.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0