binpwife

Why is this spoon bigger than my mouth

Maybe if you stop buying baked potatoes you'll have enough money to put a microwave in your car

a cat shaped christmas tree

an orange cat photoshopped to look like a christmas tree (with a star drawn above its head)

you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

Christmas market mug haul

Bye Austria :(

Got scolded by a German man for wearing improper shoes 😞

View from the Nordkette Mountains

A bright red coach bus decorated with Sound of Music imagery

Do you think people can tell we're tourists

'guardian of nature' statue, outside the stiegl brewery in salzburg

peep this dope-ass statue i saw in salzburg today

The man next to me on my flight spent the entire 8 hours watching only the final 10-15 minutes of action movies

Got upgraded to business class on our flight 😎 see ya later peasants

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Yep! They replaced lives with energy and you don't have enough energy to complete your daily quests. You can buy more, of course

@duolingoverde.bsky.social breaking my 1920 day streak because this energy update has made the app unusable. Punishing us for using your app? I was already barely tolerating it with all the ads and AI garbage you're pushing.

I have awoken

At a Halloween party and a random man just came in from the street and started playing bagpipes. One-sentence horror story (he's not very good)

Still available!

My username is no longer a lie

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

No!

Gotta love Facebook marketplace

can't wait to be married so i never have to spell fiancie again

"the greatest pain comes from love"
(matcha triggers my ibs)

Gabapentin face

Paid off Cream's teeth extractions and a week later she falls off the cat tree and rips her claw out. I swear she and Cookie plan their illnesses/injuries out so the vet bills never end

If we're on consecutive heatwave #4 isn't this just the temperature summer is now? Why is it still a heatwave?

retrowave meme template reading AMERICA HAS RABIES

PSA