They're all so silly I love them π₯°
@roguetaeminbot
Writer of K-pop rpf, among other things. Hopeless romantic. TaeKai enjoyer π Shawol πβ΅ Exol πͺβΉ π 90s-liner π¦πΊ π³οΈβπ she/her Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Rogue_TaeminBot/pseuds/Rogue_TaeminBot/works Discord: rogue_taeminbot
They're all so silly I love them π₯°
Kai from exo, Taylor Zakhar Perez from Red White & Royal Blue, and Wang Yibo from The Untamed sitting in a row at the Lacoste show in Paris
This feels like a weird international bl matrix glitch
What if one of them is actually God, huh?? Then what??
@taeminism.bsky.social am I right π
Tweet by @minzu525: This article is interesting π Taemin's lawyer is from Yulchon LLC, one of Korea's major law firms. They focus on solving issues "cleanly and without noise" while protecting the artist's long-term interests. Taemin got one of the best law firms in Korea!
Tweet by @minzu525: This quote "μ‘μ μμ΄ κΉλνκ²" means "solving things cleanly without noise" and it refers to how they handle celebrity disputes quietly behind the scenes, instead of turning them into a public media circus. They really are a very reliable and professional law firm!
oh? π
Waiting for the day when AI art is recognized for what it is (universally cringe), and all our weird fics become premium reading because people are so hungry for human authenticity after years of slop-fuelled feedsβ¦
(That day is now btw)
Dear Taemin, I'm very happy about your new company, just don't let them make a sloppelganger of you π
We need to make this a thing in K-pop yesterday π€
"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages
Where did they get this photo of me π
@thisbluegirl.bsky.social back me up
obviously it's Kai/Taemi/Junhee. Unless...
(glares at my lesbian SuKaiTae)
*walks up to polyamorous couple* so which one is the false prophet, which one is the sacrificial lamb, and which one is the devotee driven by religious psychosis
It wasnβt going back to the beginning of everything, either, even though the modest scale of this new building kind of made it feel that way. While heβd been busy growing, the titan who had loomed over him back then had been humbled; brought to earth by defeat and age. Or so he told himself, just to reinforce his conviction that wasnβt going to cower, overawed, and let himself be told what was best for him; not any more. Theyβd be collaborators, partners working side by side. Equals. His lawyers had made damn sure the terms ensured that. Never again in his life was he going to sign something like this without making sure that someone who charged in a week what he earned for a tour had scoured it line by line, until it was a sea of hand-written ink. Heβd insisted each annotation be explained to him with careful professional patience, as to how this tipped the balance in his favour. If this meant he was doomed to be rejected and he never signed something like this again, then so be it. He knew only too well what the alternative was. He wasnβt going to let himself be destroyed by desperation. He wasnβt going to let himself be controlled, either.
Enough. It was time to be cool and professional. Go and shake the old manβs hand and introduce the retinue of scary bastards heβd brought with him this time, because, look, heβd learned. He knew how to do this now. He wasnβt a kid any more. Or a fool. Or an idol. He was Taemin, and he knew what he was worth, and he was ready to fight for it. But then: as he realised in retrospect must be what happened when you showed up ready for a fight, there wasnβt one. The old man had frowned and nodded and made a few notes and fired off round or two of questions, but theyβd been more gentle than penetrating. Heβd frowned and nodded and frowned some more, and then heβd agreed to everything. Done. Taemin had won. He almost even kept his hands from trembling as heβd signed.
I said when I wrote this that I hoped the one thing I was correct about was my description of Taemin's legal team and that still stands firm:
archiveofourown.org/works/80312441
Whatever I'm writing it anyway I can tell myself the old man is bankrolling this shop π€
fundamentally idgaf what company taemin is signed under as long as they give him complete creative freedom and simply fund his artistic endeavours! β€οΈ
Um yeah hi what's up
Bruh
Rear view of Wonho standing at the edge of a rooftop infinity pool holding a small handheld camera, with a city skyline and high-rise buildings in the background. He is wearing black swim briefs that highlight his highly muscular and defined physique, showcasing a broad, V-tapered back with heavily chiseled lats and traps, prominent glutes, and thick, powerfully built thighs and calves.
Daily #wonho
He literally wears jeans what are you talking about ππππ
Today in entirely new sentences:
SHRIEKS
That's okay you can hire @vixxsofa.bsky.social and her quantum intelligence!
I hope they're a giving him money and leaving him alone company.
They used to be a metaverse company, they're the sort of start-up that'll say whatever π
Anyway who wants to invest in my Quantum Intelligence company? (It's me sitting in a fancy box, we charge $10million per question to ask advice)
Can I have a turn in the box but I just give all my answers as deranged pornography?
wishing taemin a very successful grab the money and run