Marlene

Wait you have point.

Continue.

People have been ragging on Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" for 30 years because the scenarios aren't really ironic, but the thing is, they COULD be with just some minor context. For instance:

"It's like rain on your wedding day"

-both the bride and groom are the city's top meteorologists

You ok?

And Benito Bunny

They’re cowards. They’re not stupid. They’re hateful. They’re not stupid. They’re bad people. They’re not stupid.

At this point, there’s no reasoning with them so I’m jusy responding with “girl, are you okay?” No reasoning. No fact checking. No online paragraph responses. Just “girl are you okay”

Being an adult woman is realizing it benefits people, sometimes those you care about most, to not succeed.

Who is this a joke for

Natasha Lyonne in Pokerface is a Free People ad

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.

He aimed it RIGHT AT HER.

Imagine being so threatened by a mic and a camera that you feel the need to shoot a fucking gun. Fuck these Fascist losers.

It’s so goddamn unoriginal

Christ, just leave us alone this is so boring

If I was the first American Pope and I was from Chicago, I’d go all in as Pope Ditka I

I’m a lapsed Catholic but game recognizes game so Pope Francis passing JD Vance off to a Cardinal that lectured him on compassion for two hours is a pretty baller last move.

I need everyone to know that I used to shit on the band Scorpions because of a dickhead ex. Then I *really* listened to them. And goddamn, I was wrong.

Just proves that you can change your views when you’ve been a dumbass, whether it be about a band or autism.

Slawna; she’s just down at the Ingles

MAKE IT SO

That exactly

The whole “we have to work together” argument is fucked from the start when the opposition is literally full of fascists. I’m tired.

“Your hysteria…” I want a news channel with all of these town halls running 24/7 so we can watch these reps get torn to shreds over and over and over again

I don’t know a better reddit thread than this

The Oscars gave us the plot to The Substance with Demi losing to a hot 25 yo

If I looked like Andrew Garfield, I’d commit murder

Forever a Paul fan

Every dude whose been on Love is Blind has a man candle in their home

Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Well, 39 yo came with a bang in that I sneezed and peed myself a little jk a lot

My feed is full of news and comics, so I’m here to provide a regular take: The Traitors is a ridiculous and beautiful show. Alan Cummings is Alan Cunting as a host, it’s delightful