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Jordie Welles πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Creative director specializing in foodservice marketing. Amateur photographer and seeker of new learnings. Topics include science, food, + more. I leave shit posting to those that are better at it. She, her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ San Francisco + Santa Fe

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28.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

08.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 5062 πŸ” 680 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 43

β€œThey provide guidance,” he argued. β€œThey do not remotely drive the vehicles. Waymo asks for guidance in certain situations and gets an input, but the Waymo vehicle is always in charge of the dynamic driving tasks, so that is just one additional input.”

06.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump voter: β€œI voted for Trump, but I really want to apologize. I’m looking at this awful picture he just posted of the Obamas as monkeys. What an embarrassment to our country.”

op: @meidastouch.com

06.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 22
Francis Wang in brown wool wrap holding mic with coyote in left hand side of screen behind her on street.

Banner reads LOOK BEHIND YOU
COYOTE WALKS THROUGH FRANCIS WANG'S LIVE SHOT

Francis Wang in brown wool wrap holding mic with coyote in left hand side of screen behind her on street. Banner reads LOOK BEHIND YOU COYOTE WALKS THROUGH FRANCIS WANG'S LIVE SHOT

Hilariously, a coyote walked behind a San Francisco reporter as she was doing a segment on the mountain lion. 🀣

28.01.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1312 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 50
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Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.

β€œWhen they say, β€˜Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. β€œMy nation is under attack."

27.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 23692 πŸ” 9514 πŸ’¬ 658 πŸ“Œ 705

Also deeply paranoid

15.01.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 26240 πŸ” 7507 πŸ’¬ 750 πŸ“Œ 581

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.

But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

04.01.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 16726 πŸ” 4919 πŸ’¬ 434 πŸ“Œ 192

Wine
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29.12.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!

21.12.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Barron

19.12.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned from someone dear to me β€œdon’t step on someone’s smile.” Establishing that you don’t like Pluribus is fine. Carrying on repeatedly with negativity is hard for those of us that like the show. I’m sorry you feel the need to defend yourself. I scroll past these texts to keep my smile intact.

15.12.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.

16.11.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 5940 πŸ” 2951 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 53

They are building a new VLA. I have a family member who had been the project manager. I do not know the latest on the project.

16.11.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, an acquaintance who relies on the ACA marketplace for insurance just received a notice explaining that their fee for coverage will be rising. Right now they pay $180 a month. The new price?

$2733.15 a month.

31.10.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 3252 πŸ” 1373 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 157

At the risk of being an okay boomer I just want to say I was laid off five times in my advertising career and I couldn’t agree with you more. I was slow to learn I was a cog giving myself one way to my employers. They give lip service to the idea that they are loyal to their employees. Best to you.

29.10.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

26.10.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 20250 πŸ” 6451 πŸ’¬ 450 πŸ“Œ 490

For context, annual military compensation is about $600 billion. So $130 million is about $100 per service member or 0.02% of total annual costs. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...

25.10.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 16
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Updating my LEGO White House

23.10.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 47226 πŸ” 11045 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 440
Lava lamp doesn't flow: Common problems and ways to fix them
Lava lamp doesn't flow: Common problems and ways to fix them YouTube video by Makstuff

This is a European video but there may be tips in here that you can try. youtu.be/T6j2Xc95D24

23.10.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To expand on this thought, everything that is happening now is what happens when you live in a country that considers *having a society* as a money-making venture instead of an essential public good

23.10.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vintage lava lamps are worth money. Tell them to shut their yap πŸ˜‰

23.10.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

19.10.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 15087 πŸ” 3174 πŸ’¬ 642 πŸ“Œ 216

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

02.10.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 5111 πŸ” 1664 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 35
Simon Maechling & @simonmaechling
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RFK Jr is set to announce Tylenol causes autism.
And then he'll push the "cure": leucovorin (folinic acid).
Who sells folinic acid? Dr. Oz's supplement company, iHerb.
The same Dr. Oz who is now the
Administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) in Trump's administration.
Think about that: A government health official tied to the very supplement company that benefits from RFK Jr's bogus
"cure."
This isn't public health.
It's corruption dressed up as wellness.

Simon Maechling & @simonmaechling Follow RFK Jr is set to announce Tylenol causes autism. And then he'll push the "cure": leucovorin (folinic acid). Who sells folinic acid? Dr. Oz's supplement company, iHerb. The same Dr. Oz who is now the Administrator of the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) in Trump's administration. Think about that: A government health official tied to the very supplement company that benefits from RFK Jr's bogus "cure." This isn't public health. It's corruption dressed up as wellness.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trumpβ€˜s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

23.09.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 5789 πŸ” 2316 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 229

This is so beautiful πŸ₯Ή
😍

19.09.2025 04:53 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is idolization of serial and spree killers as well. In San Francisco a female tourist was walking past me wearing a Richard Ramirez t-shirt. I circled back and said β€œhow dare you, he murdered a sleeping woman on the same block my parents lived on. You’re not funny and you’re not welcome here.”

28.08.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please read this even if you think you already β€œget it”. I have so much respect for Demetre C. Daskalakis. Thank you for your service.

28.08.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite phrase of the day β€œwork to perform femininity” πŸ™Œ

28.08.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0