VegHand

All kinds of beautiful mushrooms I found. It will be warm out again soon. I'm ready to go looking for more!

A very soft looking red Russula mushroom grows amidst pine needles and tiny plants.

A mushroom for your viewing enjoyment

Spring is coming soon. Can't wait. Growing flowers and planting mad seeds. I have a lot and eill get much more. I'm going overboard. Making a huge statement. Making up for all the lost time when I was sick. Going above and beyond now! It's going to look like a real garden paradise in my lawn!

Stuck in a depressive state and haven't showered in nearly a week I'm about to go melt in there like the Wizard of Oz. 🛀🚿

I might sell my PS5. $325 for a paperweight, I'm in. Take the money and run! 💵🏃‍♂️

My favorite artists are Felix Laband, Tor, Blockhead. Definitely some amazing stuff in their discographies! Have a look at any and you'll probably dig it. Good music!

Been having a shitty past 6 months. I need to get so fucking high on opiates that it feels like I'm going to die and then take more. But I can't do that so I'll stick to my weed and don't want to hear shit.

Smoking jazzgrass and listening to jazz to start the day. It's best I get stoned. Yeah. Thinking it's best I stay this way permanently from here on out now, actually.

I'm going to get the big fishnet pole thing and capture that little gremlin. I got this. No worrying. Sunny will be our house cat no matter what. I still get to feed her so she knows where to stay. She's warm out there I'm not worrying. She was outside before I had her so she's smarter than I think.

Sunny better get her ass home I'm cryin' ova here! 😭

My innards feel like battered tomatoes lately so I'm eating wholesomely. I bought meats, today I buy fresh veg for soups. Cook for yourself. Don't be slackin! They want you to eat their slop, don't do it lads. Go cook a meal right now. 🍳👈😠

He's so fluffy

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

I got to drive down to Brooklyn this morning through the snowfall and I don't really like driving in the city but I've done it before and it's not so bad usually. I'll just take it easy and focus and go slow when I can.

There was this ride that lifted you up into the air and lets you drop at freefall and lifts you and drops you a few times. My friends and I sat facing the ocean and while we reached the top we sat what felt like parallel to the full moon with moonlight reflecting off the ocean. It was so gorgeous!

Stop it Google people do NOT search for Caddy's in NY that's in Mississippi or something.

Neanderthals

modern human pussy got me yelling uguugugguuguuuguug

Found her under the shed she won't come to me so I left her food and will lay a baited haveaheart trap tomorrow with motion sensors so I know when she gets captured. It will alert me inside with an alarm. Motion sensor is in perfect range to do this.

well I'm the type of guy who likes to wriggle 'round
Where pretty girls are well, I'd rather be on the ground
I'm slimy and I'm horrid 'cause cuz I've got a rotten brain
If you don't crush me or squeeze me I'll get into your grain
Call me the wriggler, yeah the wriggler

Himalayan cedar trees

Follow me through the ethereal cedars if you wish to live

She told me to Wok This Way!

So it turns out my soul is torn and I'm gonna need a big choccy milk as a recovery drink.

I need like a warm blanket, cocoa, a klonopin and a search party. I'm distraught. Give me back my kitty! I'm going to be crashing out soon I'm so sleepy I need to find her. I just hope she comes back. I'll freak if she doesn't.

Chronicles of the cat continues and now she has definitely escaped. Nowhere to be found. I've got nervous mad anxiety. She hasn't been outside yet so I can only hope she knows to come back wherever she went off to. Well, I'm really sad now. Been outside patrolling all day. I hope I find her tonight.

Drunk, hungry, knocking on sliding glass door of the grocery store at 6am: open up! I know you've got the goods in there!

I was so warm and comfortable in my blanket fort til I had to fart!

"Damn bitch you live like this???" Yessssssss bitch

My cat Sunny was on the windowsill and could have escaped easily right then but was like nah I think I like it here and came back to me when I called her. What a good cat!

I dressed up in layer upon layers to warm up to go outside, and guess what? I gotta shit!!!!! Oh fuck! 😠😡🤬😖😤💩😮‍💨😌😃