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@mortymegaloceros

Mom to human and cat, nerd, cyclist, creative person. Maryland-raised Torontonian with NYC roots πŸ—½πŸ¦€πŸ. πŸ§œβ€β™€οΈπŸΈπŸ’œ πŸŒˆπŸ•ŽπŸŽ™οΈπŸŽΈπŸ“šβœŠ

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I also think AI could be really useful in specific circumstances for things like.. helping doctors more accurately diagnose people! Or take better notes! But the negative, detrimental aspects of generative AI far, far outweigh the positive

25.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting my own post because damn ain't that the truth

17.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Bluesky get enshittified yet?

I haven't been around in a while

12.12.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream the other night where Michelle came in a beautiful black patterned shirt that had small flames all over it. She was herself and she looked beautiful and happy. My son said, "that's a fire Pokemon!" I feel silly being spiritual but I think she finally came to tell me she was okay

27.06.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to make a Pride mix when I have the music taste of a heterosexual old man who chews tobacco. Anyone who did as much cocaine as George Jones had to have experimented, right???

01.06.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am homesick as hell and I miss Michelle. I quit writing after VaGinny died because I just shut down. Substack also made me paranoid because I didn't understand it. Anyway, gonna try to do that again.

21.05.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I try to be a polite Canadian, but the Mid-Atlantic sass dwells deep within me. I cannot pass a man with a beard and no mustache without at least internally saying "okay, Abe Lincoln"

24.04.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know it is time to take a social media break, in these times(tm), when you have a nightmare that Ted Kennedy wants to put you in jail for saying "vagina" over and over again at a party

23.04.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone else ever experienced this, where a bunch of terrible things have happened to you in a row and then all you can listen to is Warren Zevon? *Tim Robinson voice* has that ever happened to you?

12.04.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The older I get, the more I realize that every single person, no matter how good, has at least one huge, awful flaw, and no matter how much they work on it, it still returns, under stress or in other specific circumstances, at the very least. The best we can hope for is to be able to see our own

12.04.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is it ever good to just give in to the depression? Drink the gin, build the nest in the bed, eat the donuts until you give yourself metabolic syndrome, etc

I feel like I had a lot more leeway to have an overt breakdown before parenthood

07.04.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Read Dog Man to my child at bedtime, did Petey in a Gilbert Gottfried voice

13.03.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is true! I only burned my throat inhaling the smoke 😭

12.03.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My spring-forward casualty was our bread machine, which I accidentally melted on the stove today

11.03.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

america does have a crisis of elites. None of them believe in anything, they actively reject the concept of civic virtue, and fundamentally do not believe in consequences

06.03.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 709 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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05.03.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

05.03.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 16292 πŸ” 1984 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 78
Arrogant Worms~War Of 1812 bicentennial by moi
Arrogant Worms~War Of 1812 bicentennial by moi YouTube video by neveralone71

For anyone who doesn't know the song (you should) - youtu.be/Fsfz3f18NxU?...

05.03.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡and we're the ones that did it🎡

(Also, this is good Toronto beer!!)

05.03.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Living far away from home with no family close by, especially if you have children, chosen family is so important. It gives you a village, because raising kids is *hard*. Such a profound loss for us, two weeks ago, and right after my siblings. I haven't wanted to write, talk, or do much.

03.03.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Move over, Ozempic. Norovirus is in the house

01.03.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidentally, we ended up near the Shel Silverstein shelf at the library today, checked out Where The Sidewalk Ends, and my almost-6 year old has been enjoying the same silly poems and sketches I loved over 30 years ago

01.03.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[NB yes I know about MK Ultra's involvement in Canada and how horrible it was - please just let me have this joke; it was such a stark example of how outsized US politics are here, while people ignore our own and let people like Ford destroy everything good about our province]

27.02.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(2/2) Yesterday, a schizophrenic man on the streetcar was fretting about being followed by the CIA and FBI in an extremely Canadian accent. CSIS shed a tear.

27.02.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler alert - yes it was! Make all the public amenities and institutions suck, convince people these public goods are inefficient and shitty, let private industry take over and get rich. All RFK Jr cares about is lining his pockets with anti-vax grifter money (and feeding his worm rotting meat)

27.02.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The irony is, this is setting the stage for RFK Jr.'s much-reviled "big pharma" being the only entities who can save elderly folks, little kids, and pregnant people from dying of the flu in the US next season - was this the plan, or

27.02.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been assaulted with the fact that anybody I love can die at any time, but what am I supposed to do with this information when all I want to do is cry and sleep?

27.02.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If my [US expat] timelines are any indication, 45/7's biggest accomplishments so far have been a) getting Americans to care about hockey and b) getting them to root for Canada instead of the US

21.02.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, I am worried people are going to think I am making it up. What the fuck.

16.02.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0