Vurrence and 851 others

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you aren’t required to like this, but I thought you might

Zero 7 - Crosses ft. Jose Gonzalez YouTube video by Zero7VEVO

who up zeroing their 7?

it would have been funny if you were threatening me though

FLCL Amarao after his fake eyebrows fall off

cludas cliest

clamb of god

shrimpallica

clamwerk is my seafood-themed kraftwerk parody cover band

i’m mountin’ max as i type this

“i’m in your grandpa’s dreams”

if i had 200 spider eggs for every time someone said this to me…

well do it then

mountain tim better keep away from ME

i’m vurrence

the cunting party

it’s pretty good

you should watch it

i got it!

i’ve only watched the porn parody of it

i shoot ropes

that’s why i got banned from the hardware store and they took my gun away

two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .

you better know me by now, or imma peace out

what thing?

hey, i may be a sick freak

but i am definitely NOT a… what was the other thing you said?

i ain’t gonna hurt ya

but my friend here? ohhhh, they’re gonna hurt ya

anyway, i’m just gonna listen to some music on the radio until you aren’t alive anymore

imma need alt text

Stare into the void! At the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell

Secretary of War Hegseth: “I have renamed it CHAAD, to align with our core values of being epic alphas”

a puppy is standing on a curb with the word whoa written on it ALT: a puppy is standing on a curb with the word whoa written on it

may i offer you a puppy gif in these trying times?

i dunno, there are SO many good options

phew! 😮‍💨

LETSA GO!

i didn’t actually burp

but “shit my pants” didn’t rhyme with “chirped”

“wanna swap shirts? i do”