The weird thing—there is such an easy solution. Go on website. Order correct size. Wear them. Thank The Leader for his generosity, keen awareness, and good taste. Not so hard really. It’s like the only solution apparent to them is self-humiliation
in a stunning departure from my usual approach to everything, I think I would feel BETTER if the whole shoe thing was AI and we just got duped
the thought of it being real paints such a horrifying picture of these people's complete inability to push back on even his most transparently bonkers whims
And then Citizens United AND Shelby v. Holder—together opening the gates of hell.
Please except my congratulations on this brilliant bit of commentary. Seriously.
Except they didn’t ask him to step down. He can keep his job but can’t apply for an extension on his contract. Because numbers
We get to quit when Bibi says we’re done, not one minute sooner
I will forever be stymied that AI can be a giant cyber threat to society OR a guy named Albert or Alfred.
I’m a financial idiot. But I guess it means they’re exploring new grifting mechanisms for family and friends.
He can’t let those awards go out the door before the grift is fully optimized
Row of thumbnail search results suggests that “helped police remove demonstrator” is the same as “viciously, grotesquely, and unnecessarily snapped a veterans’ arm”
Well that’s one way to frame this I guess
Brilliant.
Endorsed
*Ted. Shoot.
Balloons are not classified, Td.
To spare my spouse and my BFF from the deluge of outrageous and disgusting items I usually send, today I started to send them only to myself. 17 in the first hour. Of course it was Bondi day, so easy pickings.
In 2018 I was hospitalized during the Kavanaugh hearings. Excuse the indelicacy, but blood was literally pouring out of my ass. They thought cancer. Nope. The incandescent rage was eating me alive. I know everyone knows why I tell the story now. I am in bed, rigid with incandescent rage.
You don’t think maybe some extortion involved? What data have they collected about Clifton?
Wonder when she’s getting sworn in…
Because they think that smash-and-grab-a-human isn’t really the same as search-and-seize evidence
Dis is mai surprised face 😐
It’s because he clearly isn’t from central casting.
The SUSPECT? Not the VICTIM? That would’ve been a good clarification Dana.
Well clearly a gang member
Bet he was so mad that he was filmed fiddling and fumbling with the canister (right word?) like he couldn’t figure out how to get the pop-top off. That kind of embarrassment is crushing for men like that.
Literally zero chance he wrote, said, pronounced, or understood those words.
😱
I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.
