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Sean Stelten

@wxstelten

Sometimes stormchaser, Movie Theater Snob, Annoying Pinball Nerd. Iowa State Meteorology B.S. '14/M.S. '16. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ n' stuff. MN -> IA -> RMI -> OK -> NM.

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I don't get it. Low effort metaphor. Sad.

11.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice energy drink. The Celcius looks tasty too.

11.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bit early for sun angle szn

11.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hans Zimmer - Gap (Dark Phoenix Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Hans Zimmer - Gap (Dark Phoenix Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) YouTube video by 1M1

Name a (successful or not) blockbuster whose singular redeeming factor was its music score. I'll start: Dark Phoenix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD3u...

11.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................should I tho

11.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that the Iowa Special?

11.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

11.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/wxst...

10.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if, and bear with me now, you just stopped chasing?

10.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The only thing it's missing is a thing which tells time

08.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black cat with a blower spreading litter way out of the box.text is, "My cat. Back at it again."

A black cat with a blower spreading litter way out of the box.text is, "My cat. Back at it again."

IYKYK.

08.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I would like to announce that I have Stopped Chasing

06.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Owned!

06.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed

06.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chumbox ad
Cheapest Way to Get a Walk-In Tub if You're on Medicare

A photo of a man relaxing in his walk-in dub with a shocked face the moment the door was opened, prior to water spilling out.

Chumbox ad Cheapest Way to Get a Walk-In Tub if You're on Medicare A photo of a man relaxing in his walk-in dub with a shocked face the moment the door was opened, prior to water spilling out.

What in the hell is this picture

05.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 182 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are all you people??

23.02.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man holding a bucket of money with the words oh very nice ned ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a bucket of money with the words oh very nice ned

I've been sober for 69 days as of today.

22.02.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The blockchain mourned regardless

19.02.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get ready for a SURPRISE

18.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean the first movie ended by insinuating Butler was about to passionately make love to a MD-80 so it didn't really need a sequel.

18.02.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't the Bored Ape people say the exact same thing

18.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how is the sock

18.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a feeling the universe may be telling me to find another job, in the past week I've been falsely accused of doing something psychopathic to a coworker and come within 4in of being t-boned by facility security.

18.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're good guys though

18.02.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He will be interred next to his best friend Diamond.

18.02.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@wxstelten.bsky.social

14.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Approaching?

09.02.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is literally almost word for word what the Puerto Rico tourism commercials say.

09.02.2026 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0