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David A. Christian

U.S. Army

Combat Support Company, 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, 1st Brigade, 1st Infantry Division

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Fred Lamar McPherson

U.S. Air Force

602nd Fighter Squadron, 3rd Tactical Fighter Wing

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

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Plus, he’s crawled through 500 yards of 💩 smelling foulness and came out clean on the other side

Unlike Jimmy, who’s still covered in it

Replacements For Kimmel:

Tim Robbins

Yes, he’s a lefty and a Trump hater like Kimmel

But…he has a lot more accomplishments under his belt that make Kimmel’s look like nothing

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Alexandria Cano Castro

Senior Police Officer, Corpus Christi Police Department, Corpus Christi, TX

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Montana Fishburne

Someone who, unlike Jimmy Kimmel, is way more bearable to watch

And yes, she’s related to Laurence Fishburne

Although their relationship hasn’t really been the greatest over the years

Replacements For Kimmel:

Jim Cummings

No relation to Whitney

Unlike Mr. Kimmel, Mr. Cummings can do many different voices. Some all at once.

Oh and he’s not a Lefty McLefterson either

Morgan Wallen Monday Episode 20:

Ronnie Milsap

Someone more musically inclined than Morgan

And not nearly as controversial

In fact, he’s not even controversial at all

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On this episode of “Essential Movies For St. Patrick’s Day”

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Replacements For Kimmel:

Cory Rouse

The OG host of one of the greatest shows related to cheat codes in video games

And unlike Mr. Kimmel, didn’t once get political during his show

Marianne Bachmeier

Killed Klaus Grabowski, the man who murdered her 7 year old daughter, in the middle of his trial on March 6, 1981

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Bill Murray

While there’s some people out there who think HE is a jerk, he’s not as big of a jerk as Jimmy Kimmel

Plus, he’s way more funny and talented

Randall D. Simmons

Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), Los Angeles, CA

Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT)

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Cody A. Khork
Noah L. Tietjens
Nicole M. Amor
Declan J. Coady
Jeffrey R. O’Brien
Robert M. Marzan

U.S. Army Reserve

103rd Sustainment Command

Operation Epic Fury

These are what REAL heroes look like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Wesley Snipes

Sure, he’s had some troubles, but they’re not nearly as bad as Kimmel”s

Plus, he’s the most likely to call Kimmel a “motherf*cker who’s always trying to ice skate uphill” for some reason

Ralph Drummond Wheeler III

U.S. Navy

Headquarters & Service Company, 3rd Battalion, 4th Marines

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Candace Bailey

Someone who is devoid of all the baggage that Kimmel has

And unlike Kimmel, she’s not a jerk

James “Bo” Gritz

U.S. Army

Detachment B-36, 5th Special Forces Group

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Dave Schofield

U.S. Army

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Doug Flutie

A guy with way more accolades than Kimmel

Both on and off the field