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John Ross

@mindeniteross

Christian (love my neighbor, not storm the capitol kind). Provider for my family that knows how umbrellas work. Banned book reader. Video and board gamer. Thunder fan.

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a woman in a robe is holding a pink bottle ALT: a woman in a robe is holding a pink bottle

*FanDuel parent network declaring bankruptcy*

FanDuel Network:

09.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked the days when this type of sentence required context.

20.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brand name snuggies or great value snuggiesβ€½

15.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Arc Board: Conspiracy Diagram Editor

Is this your burner website @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social ?

arcboard.jp

13.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, it’s just three riddles?

07.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sticker giant t-shirt covers his face ALT: a man wearing a sticker giant t-shirt covers his face
07.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a Kevin Martin Trade subtweet?

05.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him ALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him

(Response as gif below, but also wanted to say it’s good to see you on BlueSky. I have barely been on social media in a few weeks except for my mutuals here.)

24.12.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of star wars characters standing next to each other with a robot in the background ALT: a group of star wars characters standing next to each other with a robot in the background

Just don’t check any NBA subreddit outside of the Thunder one regardless this.

23.12.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face

This Pedro gif is all of us

10.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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come to the dark side we have * cookies * written on the bottom ALT: come to the dark side we have * cookies * written on the bottom

We have cookies…and tornadoes πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

06.12.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is riding a segway in an office with the words welcome aboard below him ALT: a man is riding a segway in an office with the words welcome aboard below him
06.12.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

The tornados are fine, it’s the people I worry about…

06.12.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s amazing. Congrats!

I’d love to do that to my house, but I live in tornado ally in the USA, so hail can just wreck everything and insurance doesn’t like handling that.

05.12.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.12.2025 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front

🧐

01.12.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was probably too esoteric a joke 🀣

27.11.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oof.

Should definitely have emigrated earlier...

27.11.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

25.11.2025 05:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m in OU country, so I’m supposed to care. But I’m a transplant so I really don’t.

22.11.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s their way of getting people to put down their phones and doing community.

22.11.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
19.11.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Learns Greek to check the gender of those nouns*
- Complimentarians

17.11.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s an incredible game, probably the best game that I don’t like unfortunately. Still, glad other people are still doing amazing things in it.

15.11.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At least you aren’t β€œwatching” it on Fan Duel…

13.11.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha, yep. I grew up in this church and had no idea it had either logo.

08.11.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How about the old one?

08.11.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone from my HOA asked why my tree wasn't trimmed, but did they ask about the almost literal graveyard that someone has erected in their front yard? Unknown.

22.10.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great, now I’m obligated to listen to Hans Zimmer and Lisa Gerard. Not a bad obligation, though.

22.10.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0