bwildered2 🚩

Finally some good news.

What do they call the straight ones? Droit?

I’ve only just noticed that typo. 🤪

They are so called because of the French word for a crescent shape, croissant. Straight ones annoy the French. Carry on.

Committing war crimes to hide sex crimes. They are all disgusting.

Would my Weetabix spread with butter and jam fad be covered by this?

I’m watching US Traitors. At breakfast they are literally eating whole hard boiled gags like they are grapes. 🤢

Best league in the world 🤪

He is. Wasn’t he going to end the Ukraine war in his first 24 hours in office?

I watched a Trump supporter on YouTube, when asked to identify Ukraine on a map, point to France.

Your leader ticks all those boxes.

Your relatively new system seems to work only in principal. You don’t seem to have effective checks and balances. We hear of Congress but have no idea what the actual point of it is.

Your tampons.

Here in the UK we are utterly baffled as to why the US electorate lost their minds TWICE. Trump’s a madman, a megalomaniac and a danger to us all. Get him gone.

How many schoolgirls have you killed?

Me, earlier this evening.

Everyone in this 1977 barber style guide has killed.

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

My heart will bleed for a country that started an illegal war before complaining about having some of the lowest fuel prices in the world.

I’m looking forward to the joyous scenes as Americans welcome the millions of Iranian refugees to the US.

How lovely.

This is superb.

The president some of them deserve?

Things I’ve seen Americans say on YouTube today.

Queen is America’s answer to the UK’s Beatles.

If Europeans don’t like Trump why did they vote for him?

In Europe you can’t even drink the water.

In Georgia they speak American.

Nobody in Europe had even heard of Greenland before Trump.

My neighbour just pulled up on his drive looking a bit put-out. He’d been to the petrol station to fill his 5L can for his mower. They shouted at him over the (busy) forecourt loudspeaker YOU CAN’T FILL THAT CAN BECAUSE OF THE PETROL SHORTAGE.

That’s why we get panic buying.

Have you been in a rougher than usual bar brawl?

You can’t be too careful. Well, you can, actually…

Oh wow. So sorry to hear that. The not sure how bit is confusing.

Our Bosch dishwasher has WiFi and an app but I’m terrified that Russian hackers might turn it off before it’s rinsed.

People will mock this, I’m sure. However, I’m mocking it even more than them.