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Bastard Riley

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My Bridge to Rutland page: https://bridgetorutland.com/arts-marathon-artist/2026-artist-marykatherine-riley/ All Bridge to Rutland Artists: https://bridgetorutland.com/annual-arts-marathon/arts-marathon-participating-artists/

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chopped unc cheese

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unc is chopped cheese

10.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In case anyone missed it-We’re raising money for this great organization. Read for more info!

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lorraine Warren didn’t see ghosts. She probably just had adhd

10.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
two cups already stacked

two cups already stacked

was just thinking about how i need to stack my cups together and i look over to this

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope! Just keep standing

10.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a metal building with a big sheet of ice about to fall off

a metal building with a big sheet of ice about to fall off

hey stand right there for me. i’ll tell you when you can move.

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i’m cringing

10.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to people socialize in a professional setting is so cringe

10.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m insane

10.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my stripper name would be hot dog water sally

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the way no one could fuck with me if my name was James P. Sullivan

10.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i could go back in time and see the last time i said it. heartbreaking to think about

09.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so interesting. i haven’t heard it uttered since

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay thank god

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m also from new england so i pronounce doggy like dawgee. crucial to your image of this scenario

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when i was a kid and my family was at a restaurant, instead of asking for a to go box, i would ask for a doggy bag. who the fuck taught me to say that

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
my face and hair

my face and hair

grey streak is really doing its thing today

09.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely putrid

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i sent it back

09.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m at the hard rock cafe and i just ordered dave navarro’s cheesy pepper pasta

09.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
09.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 9430 πŸ” 1399 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 34

wearing my big browns for international womens day. that’s what i call my corduroy pants

08.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bro that is so scoopy

08.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
black cat being held in the arms of a man standing on stairs outside

black cat being held in the arms of a man standing on stairs outside

first escape attempt of the year

08.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the smell of beans when you open a fresh can of beans ❀️

07.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œoddly” satisfying? it’s actually completely normal.

07.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

red flag much?

07.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
jimmy neutron characters represent by real life actors

jimmy neutron characters represent by real life actors

this is a killer line up

07.03.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0