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It's the aluminum in deodorant. Luckily, they'll have wipes in the changing room so you can clean it off.
A dedication page to a book. The page says "To my family. Please don't read this."
my bluesky
I have summer SAD.
Most people in Marion have basements, but their neighborhood was built on low-lying ground and it's too wet to dig one out. Luckily, my mom lives up the street from them now and can get to their house for safety.
My SIL made my brother buy a tornado shelter for their garage.
Let me rephrase: You can open it, but the water stops. I like letting the detergent dissolve while I'm adding clothes but now I have to make sure the pod is in before the clothes.
(I have a top-loader.)
The only gripe I have with my Speed Queen is that you can't open the lid when it's filling, but it's a small price to pay for that workhorse.
Too soon. #DukeFan
I'm embarrassed at the number of times I had to read it to get the joke, but not half as embarrassed as this poor staffer. LOL
Kinda glad we're slowly course-correcting on the mousey guy that looks like he played bass in a Nickelback cover band being the biggest star in America. We already have Joseph Gordon Levitt at home
Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.
We drove our son across the country. It took five days. I was sore for a month.
My work A/C is not pulling off the humidity (shut up) and here's a real-time look in:
My gas in small-town Arkansas is $3.19. (It was $2.49 last week.)
He's losing his swallowing reflex due to frontotemporal dementia.
My friend got an order to make t-shirts for a group of Title 1 teachers; you know, the ones who get kids out of their regular classes for help with math, reading, etc.? What did they want on the shirts? "The Pull-Out Gang." 🫠
Thanks
See, this is when I miss Twitter: what's wrong with Pat?
My favorite part of #lawandorder is when a judge rules on dispositive motions out in the hall with no court reporter present.
*except you, sweet potatoes. you can gtfo
I love the potato* in all its forms except scalloped. Why is that.
That place is crazy. The county clerk quit (!) last week so who knows if the election is even certifiable.
@bluehogreport.bsky.social the lore has escaped containment
