Andrew Alexis

Your grandchildren will still be dealing with the effects of the horrible choices that have recently been made in our name.

To misquote Cory Doctorow, the human in the AI equation at the endpoint is there to take the blame when the AI conclusion is wrong.

You are too kind, Gov. Newsom.

27 years of Law and Order repeats...but eventually each episode ends and we know who the murderers are.

They just wanted to be the ones doing the treading.

I got roundly roasted by wannabe pundits a few days after the 2016 election by complaining about Silver's prediction that Hilary had a 90% plus chance of winning. I seem to recall his lousy prediction didn't change until late in the night when it was obvious to all.

AND the cybertruck, not the Edsel, will now be the official worst automobile in history. And Elon Musk will go broke and will have to have 30 children and 6 partners to support financially.

He’s gonna explode in a minute

Someone, please do an AI image of you know who behind the resolute desk with a sign that says “the buck starts here”.

Flying monkeys over the White House; they are wearing tactical body armor like ICE agents and are wearing red baseball caps with ICE written on them.

AI image by me, using MS Copilot; it took 8 tries to get it right. I had to call them "chimpanzees with wings on their backs" to get around the potential problem with intellectural property from that 1939 movie everyone likes.

What's the deal with his cartoon eyebrows?

You must never speak of Star Trek again. Anyways, for me at least, it is really hard to keep up with all of the new Star Treks over the years. In my declining years, I tire of all of the Star Treks and Star Wars. I'm done with that stuff.

They and Larry Ellison can buy all the media they want but no one is going to force us to watch or read a single story of theirs. Combined we can completely destroy their profits.

No, because the puzzle maker reverse-googled that to fit the them. I had 3 years of chemistry in college and never heard of that compound.

I had three years of chemistry in college and never heard of helonium. I'll bet the puzzle maker reverse-googled that to fit the theme of that category.

Don't forget sharks and windmills.

This is of course a huge mistake on their part...make sure more Americans get scared of the military takeover of the US. Documented live on TV.

The word you are looking for is that Nexstar and Sinclair are CENSORING the Jimmy Kimmel show.

Their graphics still stink though. Dark blue lettering on black backgrounds is the type of thing they love. The writing is usually pretty great, though.

Strangle the metaphorical and trademarked mouse.

Yes, plus slaves counted as 3/5 of a person for the sake of establishing House representatives and Electoral College delegates.

Again, the NY Times obsession on tennis factoids. Useful only in my life as answers for their crossword puzzles.

I said no when the renewal yearly price was over $150; yes when it suddenly plunged to $50. I got a survey a few weeks ago asking me about various other possible subscription packages whose yearly cost was as much as $450.

I regret having paid for an entire year's e-sub last October. Maybe this will be the last one of their articles I will read.

Odd that they think a possible attack on Venezuela is not mission creep.

AI can be used to write a fake dismissive explanatory
press release from the White House. For satirical reasons, of course.

The first hurricane/tropical storm that passes over it will destroy it and the hundreds/thousands of lives there. Sometime in the next 6 months.

Asking for a friend...has anyone actually tried this?

Sunrise over the American River, July 3, 2025. Tara O'Sullivan Bridge, aka H Street Bridge.

Because they want it all. They will not be happy until they are in their high castle and we are toiling in their fields like the dark ages. Serf's up!