UncleButts

the .mkv file format is cool because when you see it you know it's being used to break the law

When I lay out I still answer the texts from my first shift counter part and walk him through some troubleshooting. Saves me from coming back in to everything still broken. Most of the time.

what the United States and its Homonculis Israel are doing to the people and all living creatures of Iran is a hideous crime against life itself. Hearts so corrupt cannot be healed, only cut out.

Now I’m picturing using the pliers with those gloves….

Doing all my snap ring work inside the sandblaster from now on.

I used to be a mechanic like you until I took a snap ring to the nipple.

Just took a snap ring to the nipple. A real underrated ouchie.

Is that good?

Installing one section of chain link fence in by backyard for this purpose.

Kids in 1991: oh no lord Jeses please keep Israel safe from the SCUDs headed their way

Kids nowadays: may Allah’s hand guide every Shahed-136 into the hearts of the Wahhabi heretics and their Zionist puppets.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Happy birthday my man.

Let this serve as a warning to Dems who abandon trans folks and vote for anti trans bills. You will be primaried, and you will lose.

Happy anniversary buddy.

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

I do not give a fuck what you think about the current Iranian regime! If your condemnation of the attack starts with “well the Iranian regime is clearly bad and it must go” then you have aligned yourself with empire full stop. I can’t fucking believe how many people are doing this still!!!

Honestly I just grab form a stack of bulk. But I could put some more thought into it.

Get a clip on to see if it looks good.

I just use a Magic card. I have stacks laying around.

no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

they're calling this the pedophile offensive

Fuck Israel

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

“Everything is political” - accurate, declarative, recognition of the relationship between the cultural superstructure and the economic base.

“Everything is SO political” - emotionally fragile, lack of material analysis, an attempt to mask one’s ideological orientation via complaining, annoyingly

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct