Bacon egg & cheese w jalapeΓ±os on homemade focaccia
Timeline magic Peggy Hill gasping
Animation I made
Happy birthday!!!!β€οΈ
Still got both! #winning
Everyone follow my IRL homie @woketrash.bsky.social great person great chef almost blew his hand off with a firecracker when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl π―π«‘
The squad!!β€οΈ
Happy Halloween
This site needs a drafts folder so I can write things like βKanye dress like sandar bullock in demotion manβ & store it there for 5 years
Eat shit
The world would be a better place if more 6 year olds watched Coming to America frfr
We watched Coming to America last night and this was the hat my 6 year old picked for school today
Cutie pie
In the morning your dog dies and in the evening your baseball team loses game 7 of the ALCS after having a 2-0 series lead
Rest in peace my first baby Mickey. Have never loved a dog so much in my lifeβ€οΈ
Calβs homerun to tie it up in the 8th
On mushrooms at game 5 of the ALCS
RIP Drew
cmon man, Astros fans canβt read
Joel and Ethan Coen are like Wilbur and Eliza Swain from Vonnegutβs Slapstick
Kabab dinner and Predator (1987) on our porch
What
My two GamePro magazine fan art appearances from 1994 and 1996
Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul
James Cameron in 1985: what if someone duct taped two guns together and fought a giant alien
Learning how to paraglide for comedic purposes