Devin

Chat I cannot fumble the GNC BBW with ADHD

I need a vacation. Anywhere. I just need to see something new. But alas, the economy

Hard case to make when presidents have been violating that regularly for the better part of a half century

It’s that special time where we partake in the classic American tradition of sending kids to die in the Middle East for no good reason.

Here’s a question for you all, do you remember watching the Zapruder Film (the home movie of the Kennedy assassination) in history class?
Just thinking about how crazy it is that I saw a guys brains get blown out the back of his head and watched his wife scramble to gather them up in school.

One thing I don’t understand is that whenever there’s civil unrest everyone blames the protesters for *all* of the property damage. As if windows are magically baton round and grenade launcher proof.

If I could create an arbitrary rule for society going forward it would be that every prospective history nerd needs to watch Ken Burns’ ‘The West’ before watching his ‘Civil War’. You’ve got to eat your veggies before dessert.

Just a pair of MIG-15s in front of an actual MIG-15

Alas I have fallen to the despair

We’re getting sword shaped!

Check out this cool sword! I spent like, 40 minutes sketching it and taking notes on it in the middle of an art gallery.

It’s a metal spike! …for now.

Shout out to the love of my life, my moon and my stars @manic-pixie-bunboy.bsky.social for getting top surgery today. He was characteristically tough as nails about the whole deal. Hoping for a rapid and easy recovery

Gun laws in America suck because an 18 y/o dude with a history of mental illness and stalking accusations can walk out of a store with an AR-15 and 500 rounds he bought on a credit card, but I have to treat the ATF like it’s some sort of trickster genie when buying parts for my AR Pistol.

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You know, there’s been a lot of talk about where the papal candidates stand on the issues. But what about their land holdings? Who are there illegitimate children married off to? How many condottieri do they employ? No body is talking about this. #papacy

I’m going to add Trump trying to influence the papal election like some spited medieval king to my 2025 bingo card. Feudalism is making a comeback in a big way.

I personally hope the next pope is willing to help his son hire French mercenaries to conquer the Romagna and establish a principality in central Italy.

A projection on the outside of the Old North Church reading "Let the WARNING ride forth ONCE MORE: TYRANNY is at OUR DOOR"

Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.

The Vagina Museum is trans inclusive. We always have been and we always will be. As long as there's a Vagina Museum, we cannot be bullied or bought to change our stance on this.

I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books

A man wears a chastity cage. Another man points to it and says "I love your chastity cage babe..." Inside the chastity cage, we see the man's penis keep track of the days with tick marks on a wall. It does bench presses. It plays the harmonica.

“Let them have a frugal mindset and cook smarter”

Butlerian Jihad now.

I’m sure the young guys who’ve been told the world owes them an easy life will jump at the chance to work a twelve hour shift at a blast furnace

It’s a lot easier to criticize global liberalism when you’re not staring down the barrel of a corpo-monarchy

(Reupload) FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE THE MIGHTY MONARCH!!! #venturebros

Xavier Renegade Angel

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism