selcouth

not making it to 30 because everyone is addicted to ai ✌️

mixing substances!!!!! yall playin it safe i live for the danger!!! (za with a cough drop in my mouth)

my cat getting dutch ovened rn cus I lowkey ate some tacos and am farting but he just insists on being under the blanket when im covered up

how republicans look at you before telling you they believe vaccines cause autism and that liberals are feeding white people to homeless people or something

im at my lois

this is my life recently, /depressed

sitting here ripping my pen on the toilet, like a royal king on his throne smoking various herbs to assert his wealth over the commoners

yesss my shrine is coming along fabulously.... plus extra heh

GAAGAAGAAAGAAAGAAAHG NURTTTTTSSSS NURRRRRTTTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

this was literally last night

@ahhchoo.bsky.social will beat me over the head with an oversized donkey Kong mallet to death at comic con in 2053. I had a vision last night.

how i look unable to sleep because im yearning to be cherished and adored instead #yearn

I have NO MOMEY!

*scratches the side of ur car with my boner,* ah, so sorry.

im starting a link shrine will update when its further along.... stay tuned.....

how it feels to steal from hobby lobby

yes, I do still unironically listen to PPAP. yes I love it so much.

alt girls and their gay bsf

YEAAAHH, YEAHHHHH RAPTURED YOUR OWN PEOPLE YOU PURPLE IDIOIT!!! THATS WHY YOUR BIG 😭😭😭🔥

@ramatttra FUCK YOU!!!! FYCK YOUUUUUU!!!!@ IM CALLING YOU OUT @RAMATRA

ANOTHER ABSOLUTE BANGER

I hope one day I take a DNA test and it turns out that im 98% Neanderthal. #thedream

just sharted

the reason we dont see JD vance much in public is because donald trump has him locked away in the white house pumping his young breast milk for donald to drink in hopes it'll make him youthful again

baka im unfollowong!

"theyre just really close like brothers" and they're grinding on eachother lowkey

FEERK YAH

I feel like im not meant to be me, im meant to be a single young trailer boy with an appreciation for music. I would play purple rain and grill some burgers as I stare off into the trailer park. maybe id have a beer or 2. maybe nothing matters in another life and thats a good thing. im a trailer boy