Deathmatch Barbie (Von)

Salt and vinegar wings and one piece live action season 2. Tonight is gonna be a good night.

I can, have, and will commit crimes for Safeway salt and vinegar wings

I pray for a true Psycho Mike experience just for her sake

The absolute envy I have right now! Oh my god you’re going to have the best time!!!

Me: “You know I’m an adult now. I really should starting eating at least one solid meal a day.”

Also Me: “I’m gonna order 2 crazy bread combos from Little Caesar’s for dinner because I can.”

I need the streaming password sharing equivalent of a sugar daddy. Because im too lazy to get up from my bed and turn on my pc to pirate and just wanna lay on my bed and rot to tv but I dont have any of the good streaming apps!

Gonna play the budgeting game to see what monthly subscriptions I can cut from my life so I can add an hbo max account to my list since I got cockblocked from the family account.

For the first time in my life I was referred to as “mom” at work because I’m very protective of my younger coworkers. So I am now taking this opportunity to submit my status in the MILF category.

I FORGOT MY MOM FOLLOWS MY TIKTOK AND SHE LIKED MY POST ABOUT THIRSTING AFTER JACK ABBOT FROM THE PITT TIKTOKS!!! MOM!!! I APPRECIATE THE SOLIDARITY BUT MOM!!!! DONT PERCEIVE ME!!!

Ive always struggled with my own body positivity especially the older I get and the only way I can cope now is telling myself if I was famous that horny bisexuals would make thirst trap edits of me to Dare by the Gorillaz

To all my friends and mutuals out there:

You deserve good things.

You deserve happiness.

You deserve the world.

Good night.

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

I was genuinely late clocking out of work yesterday because a customer started talking about The Pitt and me and my coworkers formed a group with then just yapping about the show. The first question was if we were a Robby girl or Abbot girls and we all know how down bad I am for that silver fox.

Im gonna get engaged at that SeaTac Chilies. Im not dating anyone and im probably gonna die alone. But im gonna get engaged at the SeaTac Chilies. That’s my destiny.

Did you know the John Cena movie The Marine has a movie novelization? Because it does. I wanna be the person who writes movie novelizations for bullshit like The Marine and the mass market paperback is collecting dust at a goodwill for $1 and you do a double take and say “Why does that exist?”

😭😭😭 I wanna go to ECCC so bad 😭😭😭

I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.

YOOOOOOOO THIS IS SICK!!!!!

My bisexuality is really affected by the media I consume so right now my type is…

Men: Shawn Hatosy in The Pitt

Women: ALL WOMEN

That’s not a no. How many single baddies do you know? Asking for a friend.

What are the odds you do it twice? Asking for a friend?

Top image, orange Cassidy coming out between a Tron that looks like it says "freshly orange squeezed cassidy" (it says freshly squeezed orange Cassidy) Bottom image, rick from the walking dead looking confused and saying "freshly orange squeezed cassidy"?

I loveeee being a she/they, im a girl but with extra dlc

My dream job is to be a writer for movie novelizations. But not just any movie. I want to write movie novelizations for those direct to streaming “why did this get made” type of movies. Injecting nuance and inner character monologues for absolute zero stars rotten tomatoes box office bombs.

It's been 0 days since that neck tattoo said something fucking stupid and it's gonna get a pass AGAIN

The moron who tore his pec and still wrestled a ppv so he could be a martyr OF COURSE would romanticize an unhealthy and toxic masculinity body standard like "Brother is going to tear his triceps just getting in the ring.’ We don’t have those anymore. The bodybuilders are dinosaurs. They went away.”

I tried to give Nintendo the benefit of the doubt, I tried looking at the positives, but really it's just arse and another step the industry is pushing us towards game leasing and not game ownership.

The global trend of companies pushing us all to lend over own is not healthy.

I havent slept in over 24 hours. I feel so delirious that I can FEEL my eyes having like a DanganRonpa Junko swirly eye effect

Would Black Dynamite also count? Or is that different because it’s technically an homage to the genre?