Johanna

Oh no

Hey if you're in Hamburg I'm playing at Hörbar on March 27th. It might sound like this, could be

There is someone in our neighborhood with two stormtroopers in their living room. One regular, one vader. Not just cut outs, full size mannequins. It's a choice, I guess.

Dunderbeck key art: in a collapsing old-fashioned city scape, a butcher wearing green punches a unicorn over a vast chasm. Out of the chasm emerges a tentacle. Various monsters and characters charge towards the exchange. The title DUNDERBECK is visible at the top of the image.

Hello #Nextfest! With the new @dunderbeckgame.com demo live on Steam it is time at last to unveil the new key art by me!

I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!

store.steampowered.com/app/2477750

Happy Birthday!

It was very 90s.

Ha, Martenstein als der neue Wagner. Das bestätigt nur weiter meinen Eindruck, dass die Zeit stetig reaktionärer wird. Der Unterschied zur Bild schrumpft.

Oh right, it is COVID. Fun.

It is time, for us as a society, to abolish upper respiratory infections. Barbaric.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Das Cover meines kommenden Buchs "Mein Unglück beginnt damit, dass der Stromkreis als Rechteck abgebildet wird. Eine Ermutigung" Zu sehen ist eine Glühbirne und eine Ringeltaube. Es herrscht gelb vor.

Freunde von Absätzen!

Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!

My approach is to get the snacks out before trying to do anything else. I've only got one though.

I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.

Lucille Bluth saying "I'm a horrible mother"

Ohje. Sieht ganz so aus.

We had the car seat in a bag but the pram without one. Folded though. It's pretty scratched up by now but I have no idea how much of that is from flying.

Toddler: Papa heißt Alex

Me: Ja stimmt!

Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone

Ooh I haven't found that yet. Actually I haven't seen the exhibit in a while, hmm.

Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago

Toddler mimicking the pose of Der Engel Des Herdes by Max Ernst.

The cover of Max Ernst für Kinder. The painting Der Engel Des Herdes, depicting a large beaked figure composed of various colourful forms, is on the cover.

I seem to have accidentally finished the game - got to room 46 but lots still left to do. There does seem to be a way to get dirigiblocks that's not that... But there may be more than one.

I want to ride it

Ah I bloody hope so. I'm so annoyed I can't play dirigiblocks.

Yes I also listen to this podcast 😀

Ok that looks great tbh. Could do with more shade maybe.

Ist es "nein"?

Ha, gestern Abend gerade vorbeigekommen aber nicht geguckt!

Wo ist denn das?

Doltcous!

That's nice isn't it