If it’s the same as the UK pronunciation of it, “Vincent please don’t goph” 😅
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If it’s the same as the UK pronunciation of it, “Vincent please don’t goph” 😅
Parking space #404 is empty.
car not found
What a gorgeous painting.
Something Cathy pointed out last night: whoever was in charge of choosing an estate agent to flog the old BBC TV Centre now it’s been converted into luxury flats really DID NOT think it through…
“Donald MacDonald”
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut ♫
Fox news banner superimposed on soviet broadcast of Swan Lake
"We go live to Fox News"
Rocky fells and mountains in the Lake District, England
A lake surrounded by fells and grassland in the Lake District, England
Moorland plateau near Edale in the Peak District, England. Shown beyond is the Cheshire Gap, with significantly more trees
William Clough in the Peak District, England
Similar in northern England. We’ve got trees in many low-lying places, but fells, moors and peaks all devoid of them are a big part of the landscape here.
(Pics all sourced from online)
# You’re my hallu
Switzerland Eurovision entry Zöe Më
Aunty Val from The League of Gentlemen
Thought Switzerland’s #eurovision entry looked familiar
# RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA
#eurovision captions are the best
Groceries?
Paramount logo, truncated to read “No” It’s a mountain of frustration
Going to throw my TV out the window
Me: “Right. Your app may crash a lot, but there’s stuff only Paramount + has that I want to watch… so, here’s a fiver. I even paid it through PayPal just like you wanted. No, Basic will do, I can live with ads. So, can I watch those shows now please?”
Paramount:
Or “Grindr” as she’s now known…
A reminder that when the Sycamore Gap tree was cut down people immediately started blaming immigrants and teenagers...
It was neither. It was two white Englishmen in their 30s.
Young priest!
there's no need to feel down
there's a
Country!
That's inside of a town
you can
Go there!
Now ol Frank's underground
and you
choose
a
new
guy
(bom bom bom bom bom)
It's fun to vote for a
P O P E
That sounds rather accusatory, surely if I was being paid to hype up artificial intelligence I wouldn’t be verbosely saying “This take is absolute shite and this person has been watching too much 90s sci-fi.”
If that means I’m doing a good job I’d at least like some money! Ta
Someone’s been watching too much Star Trek - those stories that deal with the rights of sentient androids etc. Thing is, we’re not dealing with single, tangible entities. AI is online software: it can’t think for itself unprompted; it has no self-determination.
Maybe a debate for the future. Maybe.
Label on CD/DVD drive reads “Works, but makes sad noises.”
this is word for word what my last performance review said
Let us remember that today is a time to focus and reflect on the most important thing at Easter.
All the cheap chocolate eggs on sale tomorrow.
Kermit the Frog, on his back, is manacled with legos by the neck, arms and legs to a green lego platform.
“I SAID, TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET.”
Card with text on front: Everything I am is because of you
Mother’s Day cards with vaguely threatening auras
Partial solar eclipse as viewed from Stoke-on-Trent, UK
#eclipse! Went colourblind for about ten minutes after watching the sun do its thing with the moon… might have.
Learned my lesson? Nope. Next one’s next year and it’s meant to be a complete one. Totally doing it again. Coooool 🌙
I know West Midlands lingo can be a bit hard to understand. But this is a new one on me
Black and white diagonal stripes cover the lower half of the support beams on a bridge. A man walks behind a woman dressed in the same pattern that covers the beams.
They met on the bridge.
It was love at first sight.
He was an American.
She was a Pole.
Lin out off of Duolingo saying “Death”
“I know, I’ll cheer myself up with a bit of Duolingo” said no-one ever.
Label on dessert package reads “Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99”
YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!
The "Skegness is SO bracing" tourism poster, showing a jolly fisherman smoking a pipe and skipping across a sandy beach in his wellington boots. The fisherman is now completely covered in oil due to the burning oil tanker in the North Sea behind him, and the sea is now black.
By popular request
Oh Julie. Would you rather your bins were overflowing and you woke up to a dawn chorus of flies and rats? Didn’t think so love…
