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REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran--

RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Jessie the body probably meets both criteria

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“Aspires to be a stupider version of stock footage” is a pretty dead-on description of a lot of this stuff.

This all reminds me of how one of the things Theranos was accused of was pretending their machines were doing bloodwork when it was just standard lab testing and bleep-blorp marketing.

Ναυτία και εμετό; Όχι πάντα, αλλά ένα 10% που το παιρνουν έχουν τέτοια τάση. Άλλες γαστρεντερικες παρενέργειες, γενικά όχι. Εάν υπάρχουν ίσως να είναι τής γρίπης

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Το δεύτερο... εδώ η δημοκρατική περιμένουν εκλογές

Τα ίδια δεν έκαναν και στη Χίο το '20;

No, he can't. At least he can't lead it competently. And WTF is this fawning headline? This man's policies have already started demolishing public health and vaccine infrastructure in the US and will likely lead to many unnecessary deaths.

I think you're ignoring the fact that we will be greeted as liberators

Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.

Block on sight.

Protect your digital space.

Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.

The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

The kids are alright

Κοίτα, για installation art πρέπει να είναι το έργο της δεκαετίας

Δεν θελω να δημιουργώ προσδοκιες, αλλά
-Ενω δεν αφηνει κάμερα σε ησυχία έχει 4-5 μέρες να εμφανιστεί
-Ο αντιπρόεδρος ειπε την 1η/2η μέρα πως εάν πάθαινε κάτι ο Τραμπ, ο ίδιος θα ηταν έτοιμος να αναλάβει
-Δημοσίευσαν φωτο απ' της δραστηριότητες του και καλά και ήταν παλια φωτογραφία που έπαιζε γκόλφ

trying to watch my shows and all the streaming services are just showing swan lake???

Βίρι;

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

bsky.app/profile/thou...
I had a joke about Roman mythology but looks like the the Greek did it first

I had a joke about Polyphemus but nobody laughed

Any press outside of like Breitbart or whatever just never going to WH press briefings again seems like a no-brainer with the AP thing. You’re not missing much and this admin will leak like a sieve anyway, just do journalism instead of Daily Liar’s Theater stenography.

He vìsto èsta parte del monòlogo filosòfico y la anteriòr pero ya te sìgo. No he vìsto nada que me dirìa que estas configuraciones de vèras càmbian àlgo

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Από αυτή την γυναίκα θα το βρουν τα καθάρματα

I’m sorry did NPR just call one of the most prominent authors of Harrison’s Principles of Internal Medicine who had been the head of the NIAID since 1984 a “Trump aide”??
What an insult 🥴

What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?

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