Right @snellarthur.bsky.social , let's do this.
12.03.2026 07:38
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Right @snellarthur.bsky.social , let's do this.
This is doubly embarrassing for the Americans, as they are current Running Away From Embassies World Champions.
Yes.
Paddington, Sooty, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Bungle. We've got the whole thing sorted.
Are two pets acceptable?
Sorted.
Bollocks, I mean the King.
Wait, isn't the Queen on the front?
At least they've forgiven him for re-ratting back to the Tories.
The thing is, when Winston Churchill was put on the £5 note, the sharper knives in the drawer would have realised that this was part of an ongoing process which meant that one day Winston Churchill would be taken off the £5 note.
OK, you win.
No, you delete your account.
I can't believe he wasn't straightforward about this. He should just have made a clean breast of things.
They absolutely believe it. I was once told by an American online that they didn't lose the Vietnam war, because you can buy Pepsi in Ho Chi Minh City. As though there's no reason Saigon is now called that.
Not a celeb, but a Guardian journalist blocked me on my first day on Twitter, before I had even sent my first tweet. Admirable foresight.
Fuck off, coloniser
At the most basic level of 'have some self-respect', Conservative MPs should not put forward someone who visibly is not intellectually equipped to be prime minister as their candidate to be prime minister.
Pete Hegseth, American Secretary for War and weirdo.
John Profumo, British Secretary for War. History does not record if he had any weird tattoos.
I'm going for Secretary for War.
Is Tonty Blair behind this?
If you were the Iranian leadership, wouldn't you read this and think "he's terrified, and we need to keep up the pressure"?
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.
Yes, that's correct.
Not now, stormy space weather garbling messages from aliens.
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Oh man, now the IDF want to kill Trump.
FOT. I quite liked him as PM but he’s become a gross creature of kleptocracy and oligarchy since then.
My most unpopular opinion is that farming out the death penalty for child murderers to the hard faced horrible cunts they share prison wings with is a societal failure and instead of relishing when one gets killed, we should be ashamed our prison system is so broken.
A pedant writes: it's Alfa and Juliett, in order to avoid accidental mispronunciation by people who aren't English speakers.
Yes, I am fun at parties, thanks very much for asking.
