A black cat battles human hands for dominion over the pile of clean laundry.
he will defend his territory (pile of clean laundry) to the last
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A black cat battles human hands for dominion over the pile of clean laundry.
he will defend his territory (pile of clean laundry) to the last
Homer being attacked by bees after trying to swat them away from his sugar pile, currently covered in bees, yelling "OW! OWWW!! THEY'RE DEFENDING THEMSELVES SOMEHOW"
As someone else posted here recently:
If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.
so no one that can read a map works at the fbi anymore
AOC's forever stuck begging her own party leaders to let her sit at the Big Kids Table but they will never absolve her Original Sin of beating Joe Crowley when she wasn't supposed to.
Cuck chair in the most dismal motel room in history: "Every international crisis got the EU monitoring chair"
This time they decided to fuck with people who actually have the money and prestige to make them sweat a bit rather than just letting them leave with a "Oops! Our bad!"
They stole the techno-optimist future from us to sacrifice it to Mammon and they want us to be happy about it.
The Epstein Class continues to stick together bsky.app/profile/nkal...
Our strikes on Iran are a distraction from the Epstein files which are a distraction from our strikes on Iran which are a distraction from the Epstein files which are a distraction from our strikes on Iran which are a distraction from the Epstein files which are a distraction from our strikes on Ira
I want to believe
Slightly related but I was recently linked to this review of Schur's not-really-philosophy book www.the-solute.com/a-few-scatte...
Under the Inverse-Cramer Principle this means Iran will win.
Now that they don't have to pay anyone for the latter it's all "Pobody's Nerfect!"
Food & Wine headline: Still using crushed red pepper? Here's what Italian chefs reach for instead
Their crotch in opposition
its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle
Yeah but the Wallet Inspector told me I'm Saving Democracy and Resisting Trump by letting him inspect my wallet and when he comes back with it later you're going to look soooo stupid.
Two more FTs to push him over Kobe, Bam Adebayo now has the 2nd most points of one player in a single game in NBA history. There's like 40 different people I thought had the chance of reaching that point but Bam? Seriously?
81 with 34 from FTs now. Bam matching Kobe's single-game total. I can't believe this. Probably not enough time to reach Wilt's 100 point game in 1962 but damn.
And now he's at 79 points, 32 of them coming from FTs, breaking a record set by WIlt Chamberlain. I wasn't able to watch the game tonight but are the refs just giving him all the calls or are the Wizards just that bad at diving?
Bad enough that we're tanking but Bam is using the Wizards as a stepping stool to reach heights that haven't been seen since Nikola Jokic last April.
Bam Adebayo's statline after 3Q of play against the Wizards and a minute of 4Q play. 67 points on his own. Even counting that 24 of those are from FT...how? B. Adebayo C 32:51 67 18-36 50.0 7-17 41.2 24-29 82.8 +16 1 6 7 1 2 1 3 2
What in the goddamn
Bam Adebayo has 43 points against the Wizards...
...IN JUST THE FIRST HALF 😳
They heard about the NYPD getting a ton of money and leeway to play candy crush and shoot suspected fare jumpers on the platform and thought they needed to catch up.
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
My latest piece, originally written for The New Yorker but yanked before publication.
mindpalace.biz/p/scrubs-review-i-am-afraid-to-die
Didn't they already try this a few years ago with massive pushback? Are they doing it again?
I still find it funny they have Faith Day, with all of the Faiths from allowed to evangelize, from Catholic to Protestant.
METAL GEAR (thats right, the MSX one) x HOWARD FAST NOW LIVE
twitch.tv/technopoverty
"Now you said Final Chapter does that mean the end of the manga?"
"No that would be ridiculous, why would that--no that's the end of Part 2."
